Bentley EXP 9F SUV Wants To Know "Where Da Ca$h At?"

by Derek Kreindler

Published: March 5th, 2012

bentley exp 9f suv wants to know where da ca h at

Take a good long look at the Bentley EXP 9F. When I asked a few months ago what the next rapper car du jour will be, I didn’t know that a Bentley SUV was coming. Now that I do, expect this to be everywhere that rappers, athletes and plastic-fantastic housewives are, stealing the Maserati Kubang’s thunder with a perverse status display.

Officially a “concept” we all know that Russia, China and the One Percent love luxury SUVs, meaning this thing is a sure bet for production. Oy vey. A 6.0L W12 is under the hood, with a V8 and a hybrid under consideration. The car gets its “concept” reveal at Geneva, but look for it to be on the road on Shanghai, Moscow and Los Angeles very soon. We’ll have better pictures tomorrow when it gets a live reveal.

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Tankinbeans on Mar 06, 2012

It looks crosseyed with those little opening near the inner edges of the artificially sparkly headlights. It looks like my cat, Spider, but she's actually pretty clever and would kill this thing with fire until it died from it.

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Naterator on Mar 06, 2012

I thought this was the point of the Eterniti? Gross.

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