What's Wrong With This Picture: 2013 Flex Hits The Funkmaster Edition

Edward Niedermeyer
by Edward Niedermeyer

Thought the Flex’s 2013 update would be a subtle tweak? Thought Ford might even tone down its freakiest minivan alternative? Think again, fool. Beaten down by jive turkey crossovers with less personality than a dealer finance rep, the Ford Flex has been hitting the funkmaster hard in hopes of working up a little sales mojo. But will a new, more design-appropriate front-end do the trick? Will this update put the Flex back on shopping lists? Or is the big box CUV still just too freaked-out for the familial mainstream?



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  • Mjz Mjz on Nov 09, 2011

    The Flex would look great if it was the size of the Escape. It's just too big. Ford should just go ahead and make a damn mini-van again already. Ford's experiments with mini-van like Flex and Lincoln MKT have been sales flops.

  • Advo Advo on Nov 10, 2011

    Does this new styling make it look less square? I say that because to me, it's mainly a big, square box. The original Scion didn't appeal to me for the same reason, but I recognized that it had a certain hipness and appeal to it. This is for the family driver who wants to be hip? It looks like they're adding a polarizing look (of the frontal band) on top of the original polarizing look.

  • Wjtinfwb My local Ford dealer would be better served if the entire facility was AI. At least AI won't be openly hostile and confrontational to your basic requests when making or servicing you 50k plus investment and maybe would return a phone call or two.
  • Ras815 Tesla is going to make for one of those fantastic corporate case studies someday. They had it all, and all it took was an increasingly erratic CEO empowered to make a few terrible, unchallenged ideas to wreck it.
  • Dave Holzman Golden2husky remember you from well over decade ago in these comments. If I wanted to have a screen name that reflected my canine companionship, I'd be BorderCollie as of about five years go. Life is definitely better with dogs.
  • Dave Holzman You're right about that!
  • EBFlex It will have exactly zero effect
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