No More Chinese Week-End

Bertel Schmitt
by Bertel Schmitt

Now that TTAC’s crew has landed in force at NYIAS, Chinese Week-end is no longer in effect. Regular rules apply. We clear the stage with a look back at the human side of last year’s Shanghai Auto Show. There are two reasons for it:

One, TTACs NYIAs coverage concentrates on cars, and cars only.

Two, there were already complaints about a lack of “of cute girls with black hair in mini skirts.” And we aim to please.

For an antidote, please direct your attention to a great blog, titled “Do You Come With the Car?” Seen through the eyes of and written by a booth babe.

Her latest post is another gem:

When I see a large person make a face while climbing in and out of a car, I know this is the first thing they will say to me:

“The seat is too small. You make them smaller every year.”

The seat is not too small. The seat is not any smaller than it was last year or five years ago.

The seat is not too small. Your a$$ is too big.

With that out of the way, here are some selections from Globalmotors.

For the man who has everything, here is a two-fer:

And as an antidote, a blonde (the following taken from Ridelust:)

That wasn’t what you had in mind? So let’s close with what’s on and in your mind:

Looking for more? Easy. Now I know what the blogging boothgirl meant when she wrote: “We’re pretty sure it’s going to wind up in a “Girls of the Auto Show” blog post where men who haven’t gotten laid since the recession started will have the audacity to pick apart our appearance.”

Bertel Schmitt
Bertel Schmitt

Bertel Schmitt comes back to journalism after taking a 35 year break in advertising and marketing. He ran and owned advertising agencies in Duesseldorf, Germany, and New York City. Volkswagen A.G. was Bertel's most important corporate account. Schmitt's advertising and marketing career touched many corners of the industry with a special focus on automotive products and services. Since 2004, he lives in Japan and China with his wife <a href="http://www.tomokoandbertel.com"> Tomoko </a>. Bertel Schmitt is a founding board member of the <a href="http://www.offshoresuperseries.com"> Offshore Super Series </a>, an American offshore powerboat racing organization. He is co-owner of the racing team Typhoon.

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  • JGlanton JGlanton on Apr 04, 2010

    That pink car looks like fun! It looks like an easter party, complete with Chicks. Is that what they mean by "twin scroll induction"? Ahem ... "do they come with the car?" With apologies to boothgirl.

  • Interesting blog... reading through the back posts... Ah... autoshows... where you can't go five feet without tripping over a slavering mass of male hormones carrying DSLRs thronging around the booth girls. Sometimes I wish they'd have a separate platform for booth girls, allowing those of us with serious business at the show to fondle... the cars.

  • Alan Well, it will take 30 years to fix Nissan up after the Renault Alliance reduced Nissan to a paltry mess.I think Nissan will eventually improve.
  • Alan This will be overpriced for what it offers.I think the "Western" auto manufacturers rip off the consumer with the Thai and Chinese made vehicles.A Chinese made Model 3 in Australia is over $70k AUD(for 1995 $45k USD) which is far more expensive than a similar Chinesium EV of equal or better quality and loaded with goodies.Chinese pickups are $20k to $30k cheaper than Thai built pickups from Ford and the Japanese brands. Who's ripping who off?
  • Alan Years ago Jack Baruth held a "competition" for a piece from the B&B on the oddest pickup story (or something like that). I think 5 people were awarded the prizes.I never received mine, something about being in Australia. If TTAC is global how do you offer prizes to those overseas or are we omitted on the sly from competing?In the end I lost significant respect for Baruth.
  • Alan My view is there are good vehicles from most manufacturers that are worth looking at second hand.I can tell you I don't recommend anything from the Chrysler/Jeep/Fiat/etc gene pool. Toyotas are overly expensive second hand for what they offer, but they seem to be reliable enough.I have a friend who swears by secondhand Subarus and so far he seems to not have had too many issue.As Lou stated many utes, pickups and real SUVs (4x4) seem quite good.
  • 28-Cars-Later So is there some kind of undiagnosed disease where every rando thinks their POS is actually valuable?83K miles Ok.new valve cover gasket.Eh, it happens with age. spark plugsOkay, we probably had to be kewl and put in aftermarket iridium plugs, because EVO.new catalytic converterUh, yeah that's bad at 80Kish. Auto tranny failing. From the ad: the SST fails in one of the following ways:Clutch slip has turned into; multiple codes being thrown, shifting a gear or 2 in manual mode (2-3 or 2-4), and limp mode.Codes include: P2733 P2809 P183D P1871Ok that's really bad. So between this and the cat it suggests to me someone jacked up the car real good hooning it, because EVO, and since its not a Toyota it doesn't respond well to hard abuse over time.$20,000, what? Pesos? Zimbabwe Dollars?Try $2,000 USD pal. You're fracked dude, park it in da hood and leave the keys in it.BONUS: Comment in the ad: GLWS but I highly doubt you get any action on this car what so ever at that price with the SST on its way out. That trans can be $10k + to repair.
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