What's Wrong With This Picture: Raptor Hunting Edition

Edward Niedermeyer
by Edward Niedermeyer

Where did GMC get the idea to take a short-bed pickup, widen the track, fit some Fox shocks and generally beef it up to create a factory off-road “halo” truck? Oh right, from Ford. If you’re not convinced that Detroit still has at least one foot firmly stuck in the past, this halo niche-chasing behemoth should help clear up some of that doubt.



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  • Jandrews Jandrews on Dec 17, 2010

    This thing is absolutely hilarious. As poser-riffic as the Raptor is (and let us count the ways...), this is even worse. First, no one offroads even a fullsize pickup if they're serious about it. They're too long, maneuver too poorly, and have horrible approach/departure/breakover angles. They're too heavy, and don't float on sand or mud. They have high centers of gravity. The Raptor's fancy shocks are great for mall crawling...and the block under the rear leaf springs is great for axle-wrap. In the offroad world it's Jeep, Mid-size/compact pickup/SUV, or custom truggy or bust. What then, are we to make of an even more bloated beast supposedly "tuned" for offroad duty? Are you fucking kidding me GM? Did you just offroad "tune" a fucking 3/4 ton pickup by *deleting* the live front axle? Perhaps you didn't notice the place of the solid axle swap on factory-IFS vehicles as the ultimate offroad tuning mod? This is why you went bankrupt. Previous comments were right: It's a good thing halo vehicles are money-losers by definition. This thing will be bought by men on the west coast with large incomes and tiny penises. Congratulations to GM for creating the first vehicle in the "AutoBrobile" niche.

  • Faygo Faygo on Dec 17, 2010

    not sure where anyone gets the idea that halo products are money-losers. M cars make tons of money, so do SRTs and SVT product. unless you're greenwashing, no car company is going to approve a program which loses money. no one. the Raptor may feel a bit soft and tippy on the road, but it's actually not bad at all when you get used to it. the crew cab is large, but for those who want the extra space, it's pretty useful. Raptor is not a rock-crawler/mud-bogger/single-track creeper, nor was it intended as such. I'll believe this thing if they actually build it. I'm not sure how you get something with that much big. heavy engine up front to not land like a lawn dart over any sort of jumps, but maybe they'll figure it out. a lot of serious engineering went into the Raptor, we'll see whether GM wants to do the same, or just jack up a truck and put shocks on it.

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    • TomH TomH on Dec 20, 2010

      Faygo, You're correct on a lot of counts vis-a-vis the Raptor and its engineered bits. Jandrews and his ilk may not "get it," but then again, the get what they deserve.

  • Bd2 Eh, the Dollar has held up well against most other currencies and the IRA is actually investing in critical industries, unlike the $6 Trillion in pandemic relief/stimulus which was just a cash giveaway (also rife with fraud).What Matt doesn't mention is that the price of fuel (particularly diesel) is higher relative to the price of oil due to US oil producers exporting records amount of oil and refiners exporting records amount of fuel. US refiners switched more and more production to diesel fuel, which lowers the supply of gas here (inflating prices). But shouldn't that mean low prices for diesel?Nope, as refiners are just exporting the diesel overseas, including to Mexico.
  • Jor65756038 As owner of an Opel Ampera/Chevrolet Volt and a 1979 Chevy Malibu, I will certainly not buy trash like the Bolt or any SUV or crossover. If GM doesn´t offer a sedan, then I will buy german, sweedish, italian, asian, Tesla or whoever offers me a sedan. Not everybody like SUV´s or crossovers or is willing to buy one no matter what.
  • Bd2 While Hyundai has enough models that offer a hybrid variant, problem has been inadequate supply, so this should help address that.In particular, US production of PHEVs will make them eligible for the tax credit.
  • Zipper69 "At least Lincoln finally learned to do a better job of not appearing to have raided the Ford parts bin"But they differentiate by being bland and unadventurous and lacking a clear brand image.
  • Zipper69 "The worry is that vehicles could collect and share Americans' data with the Chinese government"Presumably, via your cellphone connection? Does the average Joe in the gig economy really have "data" that will change the balance of power?
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