We Don't Have A Holiday Gift Guide, But…
Lost in Ed’s announcement about the revised TTAC was the issue of just how much cold cash we’re all making here at America’s finest automotive blog. Well, I don’t know about the so-called “contributors” who make up the rest of the roster, but speaking personally I don’t mind disclosing that in 2011, I’m scheduled to receive at least one hundred and fifty thousand
reminder emails from Ed about getting my articles in on time. Well, if he wants me to write more often he’s going to have to make it worth my while. One way he could do it would be to have more “Gift Guides”. Gift Guides are awesome for two reasons. The first reason is that you can sell a bunch of targeted advertisements to be placed within the pages of said gift guide. The second reason is that I strongly suspect that the guys at AutoWeek are KEEPING ALL THE STUFF THEY REVIEW! I could be wrong, but surely nobody expects that they are going to mail an eleven-thousand-dollar watch to a bunch of broke-ass bar hounds and actually get it back?
We need to be doing more of these here. I checked AutoWeek’s advertisement for their advertisements and discovered the following fact:
Number of “Gift Guide” articles planned for 2011:
TTAC: F***ing ZERO
This has to change. And there’s a disturbing third possibility: that the “Gift Guides” aren’t solely designed for sucking ad money and free swag from “lifestyle marketers”. Some of you lemmings out there may actually be waiting for me to tell you what to buy!
This is a crushing burden for me to face, emotionally speaking, but I’ve thought about it, and I think you should all buy Electra guitars. I have a lot of them and Vodka McBigbra says it’s time to clear out some space in the living room. I also have some old issues of AutoWeek, and you could buy them to read the Gift Guides contained within.
If none of that tugs at your fancy, why not consider the Automoblox Highcroft Racing car and trailer set? You can tow your toy cars with a toy truck. This is bad-ass and it will turn your son into a real man faster than that one episode of “The Backyardigans” where Pablo beats a homeless guy to death.
Check it out here. And, no, they didn’t give us one to “test”. I’m going to have to pay my own money for it. But I warn anybody from Automoblox who is reading this; if my Highcroft Trailer Set doesn’t come with a free bottle of Ketel One Citroen, I might talk about how the fit and finish isn’t up to the level of the Taiwanese competition. Capiche?
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