Super Bowl LVI Car Commercial Live(ish) Blog

Chris Tonn
by Chris Tonn

The day is upon us. Madison Avenue rejoices.

Super Bowl LVI airs tonight, and with it comes the commercials. And, probably, heartburn – though I suppose that depends on what you’re eating.

I’ll be posting YouTube links of every automotive (and auto-adjacent) commercial pretty much as they air. Come join the conversation in the comments.

Regarding the game, I have no real dog in the fight (I’m a Packers fan) but as a lifelong Ohioan my heart leans toward the Bengals.


PREGAME


How long has the Top Gun sequel been in production? Porsche started the film with an air-cooled 911 (check my math on that one) and now they make SUVs.

Next, caveman Jason Bateman drives a Hyundai IONIQ 5.

First Quarter


Toyota shares the story of a Paralympic pair of brothers.

Next, we have the Governator and Salma Hayek selling BMW EVs.

Polestar goes minimal. After all, a 30 second spot is expensive – gotta keep the production cheap.

Carvana talks about great customer service with an annoying voice.

Second Quarter


Chevrolet wins the night with a shot-for-shot remake of the intro to The Sopranos with the Silverado EV.

Weathertech shows everyone that experts flying in from helicopters are needed to install floormats.

HALFTIME


Toyota puts several Joneses (Tommy Lee, Rashida, Tom, and Leslie) behind the wheel of the new Tundra.

And holy crap the Impalas on the halftime show.


Third Quarter


Kia has a dog chasing a car. Of course, the car is electric and the dog is robotic.

Dr. Evil returns for General Motors.

Fourth Quarter


Vroom with some lovely vintage metal.

Eugene Levy drives a Nissan Z and becomes a different person.

FINAL


Heck of a game, honestly. Commercials..meh. Like I said earlier, Chevy wins with the Sopranos. I’m a Z fanatic but I don’t love the Eugene Levy spot. Everything else…kinda meh.

Good night, everyone.

[Main image: Africa Studio/Shutterstock.com]

Chris Tonn
Chris Tonn

Some enthusiasts say they were born with gasoline in their veins. Chris Tonn, on the other hand, had rust flakes in his eyes nearly since birth. Living in salty Ohio and being hopelessly addicted to vintage British and Japanese steel will do that to you. His work has appeared in eBay Motors, Hagerty, The Truth About Cars, Reader's Digest, AutoGuide, Family Handyman, and Jalopnik. He is a member of the Midwest Automotive Media Association, and he's currently looking for the safety glasses he just set down somewhere.

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  • Watersketch Watersketch on Feb 14, 2022

    The most fantasy part of all those EV ads was that you find your parking spot right in front of where you are going and there is a working charger!

  • Jeff S Jeff S on Feb 14, 2022

    I liked the Robo Dog in the Kia ad. Got your attention it was heartwarming even if Robo Dog wasn't real he finally got a charge and a home with an electric Kia.

  • Theflyersfan Nissan could have the best auto lineup of any carmaker (they don't), but until they improve one major issue, the best cars out there won't matter. That is the dealership experience. Year after year in multiple customer service surveys from groups like JD Power and CR, Nissan frequency scrapes the bottom. Personally, I really like the never seen new Z, but after having several truly awful Nissan dealer experiences, my shadow will never darken a Nissan showroom. I'm painting with broad strokes here, but maybe it is so ingrained in their culture to try to take advantage of people who might not be savvy enough in the buying experience that they by default treat everyone like idiots and saps. All of this has to be frustrating to Nissan HQ as they are improving their lineup but their dealers drag them down.
  • SPPPP I am actually a pretty big Alfa fan ... and that is why I hate this car.
  • SCE to AUX They're spending billions on this venture, so I hope so.Investing during a lull in the EV market seems like a smart move - "buy low, sell high" and all that.Key for Honda will be achieving high efficiency in its EVs, something not everybody can do.
  • ChristianWimmer It might be overpriced for most, but probably not for the affluent city-dwellers who these are targeted at - we have tons of them in Munich where I live so I “get it”. I just think these look so terribly cheap and weird from a design POV.
  • NotMyCircusNotMyMonkeys so many people here fellating musks fat sack, or hodling the baggies for TSLA. which are you?
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