QOTD: Why Such a Tease?

Steph Willems
by Steph Willems

Dodge doled out scraps of information and imagery for what seemed like years in the lead-up to the launch of its limited-run Challenger SRT Demon, and it nearly drove us nuts. Just how long can a striptease go on before the audience loses interest?

Toyota’s on the verge of finding out with its upcoming Supra — another vehicle that’s taken so long to deliver the goods, the guys in the front row are paying their tab and stumbling out to the parking lot, fearful of what awaits them at home. More commonly, automakers deem it sufficient to release a zoomed-in image of a headlight, blackened silhouette, or a fender crease a day before the new or refreshed model’s official unveiling.

It’s every automaker’s hope that this little glimpse of skin arouses powerful emotions. The reality, however, might be far different.

We’re an impatient society, and social media, digital everything, and the ability to fast-forward through commercials has only served to stunt our attention span and imagination even further. Sad, but true. Unless the teaser shot reveals something new about the powertrain or bodystyle, such images are an exercise in frustration. It’s usually just an opportunity to talk about the model’s sales.

Tradition being what it is, there looks to be no end in sight to this practice. Some automakers attempt to stand out from the herd by changing it up, swapping teaser photos for a teaser video or, God forbid, a miniseries — with varying results. Audi’s multi-episode teaser for the Q8 had Matt Posky pulling his hair out.

But on to the QOTD. What’s your stance on pre-reveal teasers? All good, all bad, or is there room for nuance? Also: how would you generate public interest (or at least media coverage) in an upcoming model if handed the reins of an automaker’s marketing department?

[Image: Fiat Chrysler Automobiles]

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  • Iamwho2k Iamwho2k on Jul 24, 2018

    The marketing people need to do something to justify their paychecks. Otherwise, you can only surf the Internet so much at your desk.

  • Brn Brn on Jul 24, 2018

    Sorry, my mind wandered off. What were we talking about?

  • Mike-NB2 This is a mostly uninformed vote, but I'll go with the Mazda 3 too.I haven't driven a new Civic, so I can't say anything about it, but two weeks ago I had a 2023 Corolla as a rental. While I can understand why so many people buy these, I was surprised at how bad the CVT is. Many rentals I've driven have a CVT and while I know it has one and can tell, they aren't usually too bad. I'd never own a car with a CVT, but I can live with one as a rental. But the Corolla's CVT was terrible. It was like it screamed "CVT!" the whole time. On the highway with cruise control on, I could feel it adjusting to track the set speed. Passing on the highway (two-lane) was risky. The engine isn't under-powered, but the CVT makes it seem that way.A minor complaint is about the steering. It's waaaay over-assisted. At low speeds, it's like a 70s LTD with one-finger effort. Maybe that's deliberate though, given the Corolla's demographic.
  • Mike-NB2 2019 Ranger - 30,000 miles / 50,000 km. Nothing but oil changes. Original tires are being replaced a week from Wednesday. (Not all that mileage is on the original A/S tires. I put dedicated winter rims/tires on it every winter.)2024 - Golf R - 1700 miles / 2800 km. Not really broken in yet. Nothing but gas in the tank.
  • SaulTigh I've got a 2014 F150 with 87K on the clock and have spent exactly $4,180.77 in maintenance and repairs in that time. That's pretty hard to beat.Hard to say on my 2019 Mercedes, because I prepaid for three years of service (B,A,B) and am getting the last of those at the end of the month. Did just drop $1,700 on new Michelins for it at Tire Rack. Tires for the F150 late last year were under $700, so I'd say the Benz is roughly 2 to 3 times as pricy for anything over the Ford.I have the F150 serviced at a large independent shop, the Benz at the dealership.
  • Bike Rather have a union negotiating my pay rises with inflation at the moment.
  • Bike Poor Redapple won't be sitting down for a while after opening that can of Whiparse
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