LA 2015: 1968 Alfa Romeo 33 Stradale is Beautiful, Angry (Video)

Aaron Cole
by Aaron Cole

Classic cars are the ultimate form of navel-gazing. And a car like the 1968 Alfa Romeo 33 Stradale is the ultimate nerdgasm.

The 33 Stradale was so limited that when it rolled off the production line, no one knew how to fix it. Its composed of equal parts of unobtainium and eludium. Cars like this are harder to find than unicorns humping a rainbow.

At $10 million it’s hard to think that it’s anything other than comically overpriced. But when it starts up and screams like that, it’s hard to think about anything at all.

Oh my god I want one.

Excuse me while I go change my underpants.


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  • Velvet fog Velvet fog on Nov 19, 2015

    Pink shirt guy is more interested in his phone than the stunning car in front of him. Probably writes for some men's lifestyle magazine.

    • RideHeight RideHeight on Nov 19, 2015

      Not his phone. Guy with black sleeves behind him. Brighten your screen and you can tell.

  • Chan Chan on Nov 19, 2015

    It was a beautiful car, but it's not one of Alfa's more distinctive cars. It looks like a period-correct Ferrari race car modified to be street legal. The headlights are not related to any of Alfa's other products at the time, and the grille was just a metal piece slapped onto the race car body to say "BTW, this is an Alfa." The side window is the only Alfa-like styling piece. That 2L V8 though.

  • Lorenzo People don't want EVs, they want inexpensive vehicles. EVs are not that. To paraphrase the philosopher Yogi Berra: If people don't wanna buy 'em, how you gonna stop 'em?
  • Ras815 Ok, you weren't kidding. That rear pillar window trick is freakin' awesome. Even in 2024.
  • Probert Captions, pleeeeeeze.
  • ToolGuy Companies that don't have plans in place for significant EV capacity by this timeframe (2028) are going to be left behind.
  • Tassos Isn't this just a Golf Wagon with better styling and interior?I still cannot get used to the fact how worthless the $ has become compared to even 8 years ago, when I was able to buy far superior and more powerful cars than this little POS for.... 1/3rd less, both from a dealer, as good as new, and with free warranties. Oh, and they were not 15 year olds like this geezer, but 8 and 9 year olds instead.
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