Vellum Venom Vignette: 2015 Camry Regression Analysis (Part II)

Sajeev Mehta
by Sajeev Mehta

I was wrong about the 2015 Camry: it’s a handsome family sedan. But not for us, for the Russians.

This.

This is how you mildly refresh an existing model.

Yes, Toyota made a uniquely ugly 2015 Camry for us Yankees. They styled to the lowest common denominator (i.e. every frickin’ cliche in a modern designer’s toolkit) while the “Global” 2015 Camry has an upmarket presense. It apes the price point where Less is More, the place where Audi survives and thrives.

Sure, the Global 2015 Camry is no Audi. But it’s an object of desire relative to our imminent future of seeing the US-spec model on every highway, clogging our pores with mindless amounts of DLO FAIL for no good reason. Even the fascias are quite fetching, forgoing our Camry’s fake-Audi-Lexus schnoz.

Peep this video:

Now compare to what we get:

Is the grass greener on the other side? Off to you, Best and Brightest.

[Image: Toyota]

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  • Akear Akear on Nov 21, 2014

    double post - see above

  • Mechaman Mechaman on Dec 13, 2014

    Sajeev, you nailed it. Since the first shots of this, er, car, came out, I've been ranting about how ugly it is - my wife told me to calm down: maybe you'll like it better when you see one on the street, she said. Well, I did. Didn't change a thing. Just hope that other makers don't think imitating it would be a good idea. Hyundai, are you listening? The best thing about it is that so far, in Chicagoland anyway, the '15 Sonata outnumbers it greatly, even though it, and the Subaru Legacy, mimic the Fusion shamelessly ..

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  • ToolGuy This podcast was pretty interesting. I listened to it this morning, and now I am commenting. Listened to the podcast, now commenting on the podcast. See how this works? LOL.
  • VoGhost If you want this to succeed, enlarge the battery and make the vehicle in Spartanburg so you buyers get the $7,500 discount.
  • Jeff Look at the the 65 and 66 Pontiacs some of the most beautiful and well made Pontiacs. 66 Olds Toronado and 67 Cadillac Eldorado were beautiful as well. Mercury had some really nice looking cars during the 60s as well. The 69 thru 72 Grand Prix were nice along with the first generation of Monte Carlo 70 thru 72. Midsize GM cars were nice as well.The 69s were still good but the cheapening started in 68. Even the 70s GMs were good but fit and finish took a dive especially the interiors with more plastics and more shared interiors.
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