How Toyota Kept Me From Maiming And Killing. Now With Pictures

Bertel Schmitt
by Bertel Schmitt

Yesterday, we showed you how Toyota is going to help protect its customers from fender benders and more serious accidents, while it is at least trying to protect itself from people and lawyers who look for a deep-pocketed company to blame for their own shortcomings. Yesterday, I risked life and limb to personally test these systems on behalf of TTAC’s readers. Today, we bring you the pictures.

The systems seem to be ready for prime time. I walked away with my life, but only with one picture. As chronicled yesterday, more picture-taking was foiled by a representative of another automotive website – he swears it was an accident.

Toyota graciously offered (thank you, KC) the exclusive services of their Toyotashi-based in-house photographer Naoki Sumino. What follows is original Sumino artwork.

In the parking lot

This is supposed to be a mock-up parking lot of a Seven-11. While ogling pretty ladies, I am about to back into a wall.

Sonar becomes aware of my stupidity. The system notices that I am distracted by the fairer sex, and stops the car.

Now for the more harrowing part: I want to drive out of the parking lot, but accidentally, I am in reverse. I hit an obstacle. I freak …

… and I throw the shift lever into drive, with my foot still on the gas. The car lurches forward. The system detects the anomaly, and slows the car. Phew.

Everything but pedestrian

Open season for pedestrians, BS is on the prowl! “Officer, I could not see the guy, he walked right in front of my car!”

The system detects him, and brakes the car much faster than I could react. Should personal contact become unavoidable, a pop-up hood would cushion the impact.

The dummy will live another day.

A blind date with death

En-route to my next adventure, I sit in a blind spot. Go, or no go?

The system sees what I can’t see: Another car is coming. Thataways.

Good call! No T-bone today. (Note: This system requires on-site support, a pole and a few cameras. Recycled red light camera’s anyone?)

High speed pursuit and happiness

Car chase! A game that everybody loves. I barrel down the road, intent on rear-ending an Auris.

Actually, it’s a clever decoy.

As hard as I may try to hump the car in front of me, the system won’t let me. Getting perilously close to the Auris, the system slams the brakes …

… and the Auris remains unharmed. Close, but good call.

Mountainview, Japan

This is the Mount Fuji picture we promised you yesterday. The mountain grows right in the back yard of Toyota’s tech center. Toyota handily beats all other tech centers in the most scenic view department. Among other things.

TTAC expresses its gratitude to Sumino-san and all the people at Toyota for making this, and especially the pictures, possible.





Bertel Schmitt
Bertel Schmitt

Bertel Schmitt comes back to journalism after taking a 35 year break in advertising and marketing. He ran and owned advertising agencies in Duesseldorf, Germany, and New York City. Volkswagen A.G. was Bertel's most important corporate account. Schmitt's advertising and marketing career touched many corners of the industry with a special focus on automotive products and services. Since 2004, he lives in Japan and China with his wife <a href="http://www.tomokoandbertel.com"> Tomoko </a>. Bertel Schmitt is a founding board member of the <a href="http://www.offshoresuperseries.com"> Offshore Super Series </a>, an American offshore powerboat racing organization. He is co-owner of the racing team Typhoon.

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  • Corey Lewis Corey Lewis on Nov 13, 2012

    Is the purple car in the photos a new Crown?

  • Kyree Kyree on Nov 13, 2012

    Surely these technologies are going to be at price-premiums for consumers, and, in the case of Toyota, won't likely be offered on anything short of an Avalon or Highlander Hybrid Limited, but I wonder if they will pay off in insurance savings...

  • CM Korecko Cadillacs traditionally have been opulent, brash and leaders in the field; the "Standard of the World".That said, here's how to fix the brand:[list=1][*]Forget German luxury cars ever existed.[/*][*]Get rid of the astromech droid names and bring back Seville, Deville, Eldorado, Fleetwood and Brougham.[/*][*]End the electric crap altogether and make huge, gas guzzling land yachts for the significant portion of the population that would fight for a chance to buy one.[/*][*]Stop making sports cars and make true luxury cars for those of us who don't give a damn about the environment and are willing to swim upstream to get what we really want.[/*][*]Stop messing around with technology and make well-made and luxurious interiors.[/*][*]Watch sales skyrocket as a truly different product distinguishes itself to the delight of the target market and the damnation of the Sierra Club. Hell, there is no such thing as bad publicity and the "bad guy" image would actually have a lot of appeal.[/*][/list=1]
  • FreedMike Not surprisingly, I have some ideas. What Cadillac needs, I think, is a statement. They don’t really have an identity. They’re trying a statement car with the Celestiq, and while that’s the right idea, it has the wrong styling and a really wrong price tag. So, here’s a first step: instead of a sedan, do a huge, fast, capable and ridiculously smooth and quiet electric touring coupe. If you want an example of what I’m thinking of, check out the magnificent Rolls-Royce Spectre. But this Cadillac coupe would be uniquely American, it’d be named “Eldorado,” and it’d be a lot cheaper than the $450,000 Spectre – call it a buck twenty-five, with a range of bespoke options for prospective buyers that would make each one somewhat unique. Make it 220 inches long, on the same platform as the Celestiq, give it retro ‘60s styling (or you could do a ‘50s or ‘70s throwback, I suppose), and at least 700 horsepower, standard. Why electric? It’s the ultimate throwback to ‘60s powertrains: effortlessly fast, smooth, and quiet, but with a ton more horsepower. It’s the perfect drivetrain for a dignified touring coupe. In fact, I’d skip any mention of environmental responsibility in this car’s marketing – sell it on how it drives, period. &nbsp;How many would they sell? Not many. But the point of the exercise is to do something that will turn heads and show people what this brand can do. &nbsp;Second step: give the lineup a mix of electric and gas models, and make Cadillac gas engines bespoke to the brand. If they need to use generic GM engine designs, fine – take those engines and massage them thoroughly into something special to Cadillac, with specific tuning and output. No Cadillac should leave the factory with an engine straight out of a Malibu or a four-banger Silverado. Third step: a complete line-wide interior redo. Stop the cheapness that’s all over the current sedans and crossovers. Just stop it. Use the Lyriq as a blueprint – it’s a big improvement over the current crop and a good first step. I’d also say Cadillac has a good blend of screen-controlled and switch-controlled user interfaces; don’t give into the haptic-touch and wall-to-wall screen thing. (On the subject of Caddy interiors – as much as I bag on the Celestiq, check out the interior on that thing. Wow.)Fourth step: Blackwing All The Things – some gas, others electric. And keep the electric/gas mix so buyers have a choice.Fifth step: be patient. That’s not easy, but if they’re doing a brand reset, it’ll take time.&nbsp;
  • NJRide So if GM was serious about selling this why no updates for so long? Or make something truly unique instead of something that looked like a downmarket Altima?
  • Kmars2009 I rented one last fall while visiting Ohio. Not a bad car...but not a great car either. I think it needs a new version. But CUVs are King... unfortunately!
  • Ajla Remember when Cadillac introduced an entirely new V8 and proceeded to install it in only 800 cars before cancelling everything?
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