What's Wrong With This Picture: The Pieces Fit But We're Still Puzzled Edition

Edward Niedermeyer
by Edward Niedermeyer

It’s both annoying and strangely prophetic (we think) that Lancia and Chrysler don’t have one of those convenient “Brangelina” names, like Lancsler or Chrycia. Fiat’s execs aren’t exactly being subtle about the merging of the two brands, but then they’re also not giving us a lot of glimpses at the stunning execution that it will take to turn two marginal marques into a single, halfway viable brand. It’s almost as if the two are just being pushed together in a forced, unnatural manner, and the results thus far show a distinct lack of inspiration. Not convinced? Hit the jump for your morning glass of has it really come to this? [via unica-strada.com].

If that’s a 5th Avenue, then I’m an excitable French branding guru with a tenuous grasp on American tastes. The weirdest part: someone forgot to take off the Lancia badge. In fact, this Lancia Musa has only one thing in common with the Chrysler 5th Avenue: a leather roof.

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  • Seth L Seth L on Mar 03, 2010

    I like the sound of lanceler

  • 210delray 210delray on Mar 03, 2010

    Oh please, not vinyl tops, carriages roofs, or whatever you want to call these abominations. I have hoped these would disappear entirely once the "Greatest Generation" could no longer drive!

  • 3SpeedAutomatic Elon took his eye off the ball while pre-occupied with "X" (formerly Twitter). Now, Tesla is coming around and biting him on the arse!!In the car business, you need to keep you finger on the pulse. Momentum will only carry you so far. If in doubt, think Lordstown and Fisker. He thinks technology will solve his problems. However, Telsa has moved from premier product to commodity with other manufacturers entering his exclusive domain. Time for Elon to fly back to Tesla HQ and come up with a long term plan. 🚗🚗🚗
  • Irvingklaws Anymore seems I want a color that is not black, white, red, or some shade of silver/gray. Though I coveted them when I was younger, I also seem to have developed an aversion to all-black interiors. I have a deep negative reaction to any vehicle identifying as "triple black". Don't even get me started on black wheels...I'm not the only one. We're looking to replace my wife's silver CX-5 and one of her few non-negotiable prerequisites is that it be "a color" not in the aforementioned list. It's looking like a Cascade Green Forester with a light gray interior is in her future.
  • Bd2 I dig it, Pure Pazaak!
  • 3-On-The-Tree My C6 is all blacked out, the rims are matte black and interior all black with no contrast. I was never a fan of chrome rims and lots shiny chrome/silver trim etc.
  • JMII Here are all the colors I've owned in order: tan, red, black, red, yellow, green, green, black, blue, silver, white, orange, red, blue and blue.So yeah I love colors...
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