Question of the Day: What's Your Take On Outlawing Truck Nutz?
Oh dear. Looks like Florida, the wang-shaped state, passed a transportation bill through the Senate with an amendment imposing a $60 fine on truck owners who choose to dangle Truck Nutz (AKA Bullz Ballz, Truck Balls, Bulls Balls) from their trailer hitches. Talk about your tax dollars at work. My opinion on this is pretty cut and dried — what could matter less? Seriously, you want me to believe that a bunch of adults tasked with running one of the most populous and prosperous states in the Union are worried about plastic reproductions of bull testicles? Look, hanging Truck Nutz off your F-150 is stupid. Taking away someone's right to hang said Nutz is even stupider. Remember, if you outlaw Truck Nutz, then only outlaws will have Truck Nutz. And one more thing — this is taking place in Tallahassee, the only state capital that has a drive through liquor store next to a drive through porn shop three blocks down the street. What does that have to do with Truck Nutz? Nothing, but I'm just saying. Yeah, so, you?
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Don't forget about the drive-thru confessional to forgive your rental at the drive-thru porn shop.
Without truck nuts, how will we know who the idiots are?
They outlaw these things and somebody will come out with an upgrade making the nuts retractable. Oh wait. That's too weird... So if somebody cut these off in the parking lot would that be like neutering a truck? Wait that's weird too. Ain't Skeered!!! Riiiight... We get alot of this stuff here in TN...
It all comes down to the same thing..some people like truck nutz, and some people don't. I have a truck and a nice pair of nutz hanging proudly from the hitch. I got 'em cause i thought they were cool and funny..not because of any sexual suggestions as alot of overbearing individuals always assume right off hand. I also don't disrespect any of the laws that the state of Florida has (or any other state for that matter), nor do i think it's a big deal having to take my nutz off my truck if i had to. I think one thought when i read or hear of any news or blog, or column about people complaining over something as meaningless as this "truck nutz" issue..."Pray to have all the good things in life, love each other and be happy....and if you happen to see any truck nutz...laugh..or turn your head. If it offends you, sorry..you'll get over it. It's as simple as that.