Nissan's Fake Altima Racer Stunt

Jack Baruth
by Jack Baruth

This is a clever video. To save you the trouble of watching it, the story works like so:

Nissan took a bunch of people whom the average TTACer would probably not characterize as “automotive enthusiasts” for passenger rides in “the new Altima race car”. At the end of a day filled with some faux-racing action, the assembled passengers are treated to a tear-down of one of the Altima racers. It turns out that all the “race stuff” — the aluminum interior, the spoilers, the graphics — is removable and that underneath is an Altima 3.5 SL.

You can look at this one of two ways:

0. The Nissan Altima is indistinguishable from a race car. That’s what the video is meant to convey. That’s obviously not true, as long as the person doing the distinguishing has actual experience with race cars. There’s no rollcage in the thing, it rides and steers softly, and it has real glass all the way around.

1. Most people have no idea of the actual handling limits of the modern automobile, and therefore they interpret a car being driven at the actual limits of the modern automobile as a race car. I’d say that’s a solid BINGO. When I took a Camry to Summit Point last year, my passengers were frankly amazed by what it could do — and some of them had plenty of track time under their belts already. My Accord can break 120mph on the front straight at Putnam. A few years ago, you needed a Corvette to put up that number. Not any more.

So what’s the moral of the story? It’s simple: whatever car you’re driving, as long as it’s a car and not a CUV or SUV, is probably faster and more dynamic than you think it is. It wouldn’t be a waste of your time to try a HPDE or two to find out for yourself. Why not do it this year?


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  • Mechaman Mechaman on May 09, 2014

    ..or not. There are too many idiots out there for my taste, and I can't expect them to wad up their cars on a track.

  • Dbelski Dbelski on Aug 25, 2014

    I was reading this article and I see no mention of Altima SERs. Yes those were made in 05-06. I have one that I use in HPDE. Those car were really quick and well handled right out of the box. With good pads and rubber they are as quick as any 350z, and if you want more power there is plenty mods do push it pass 350 HP.

  • Lorenzo They won't be sold just in Beverly Hills - there's a Nieman-Marcus in nearly every big city. When they're finally junked, the transfer case will be first to be salvaged, since it'll be unused.
  • Ltcmgm78 Just what we need to do: add more EVs that require a charging station! We own a Volt. We charge at home. We bought the Volt off-lease. We're retired and can do all our daily errands without burning any gasoline. For us this works, but we no longer have a work commute.
  • Michael S6 Given the choice between the Hornet R/T and the Alfa, I'd pick an Uber.
  • Michael S6 Nissan seems to be doing well at the low end of the market with their small cars and cuv. Competitiveness evaporates as you move up to larger size cars and suvs.
  • Cprescott As long as they infest their products with CVT's, there is no reason to buy their products. Nissan's execution of CVT's is lackluster on a good day - not dependable and bad in experience of use. The brand has become like Mitsubishi - will sell to anyone with a pulse to get financed.
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