Junkyard Find: 1975 Oldsmobile Ninety-Eight Regency Luxury Coupe

Murilee Martin
by Murilee Martin

The Oldsmobile 98 was available for most of the 20th century, and the average swank level remained quite high throughout. Of course, there was a certain element of Simu-Swank™ as Oldsmobile’s core buyer demographic became older and the Malaise Era ground on. We’ve seen a few Ninety-Eight Regency Junkyard Finds, including this ’84 Regency and this ’94 Regency Elite, and today we’re going to look at a plush mid-70s Regency with Whorehouse Red interior and 210-horsepower 455-cubic-inch engine.

I went to high school in the early 1980s, and at that time this car was the most punk-rock vehicle you could own. Fill the rear package shelf with red-paint-splattered doll heads, slap some Exploited stickers on the bumper, and you were ready to go.

Let’s check out some of the luxury features, such as this classy door-pull bracket.

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Back then, Oldsmobile drivers smoked all the time. Actually, just about everybody smoked all the time, and they smoked in places like elevators, supermarkets, offices, and hospitals. Because you didn’t want to have to reach for a lighter to fire up your next Pall Mall, the Ninety-Eight Regency had a lighter-equipped ashtray in each corner of the passenger compartment.

I think I’m going to go back and buy these cool strap/interior-light setups for my van.

Even though my experience with Detroit-made junkyard clocks tells me that this clock stopped forever at 5:42 AM on April 19th, 1977, I’m going to bring a battery pack to the yard and test this one. If it works (ha, ha!) I’ll add it to my car-clock collection.

Not only is there fake woodgrain on the dash, there’s fake woodgrain on the knobs!

They don’t make ’em like this anymore, which is probably a good thing. However, in spite of its faux-classiness and single-digit fuel economy, the Malaise Era Ninety-Eight was seriously comfortable for long highway drives. It was very quiet and had that floaty isolation from road harshness that octogenarians of a previous age came to expect as their right.











Murilee Martin
Murilee Martin

Murilee Martin is the pen name of Phil Greden, a writer who has lived in Minnesota, California, Georgia and (now) Colorado. He has toiled at copywriting, technical writing, junkmail writing, fiction writing and now automotive writing. He has owned many terrible vehicles and some good ones. He spends a great deal of time in self-service junkyards. These days, he writes for publications including Autoweek, Autoblog, Hagerty, The Truth About Cars and Capital One.

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  • Moparman426W Moparman426W on Oct 14, 2012

    Yes, that is a Holley 2bbl. Could either be a 350 or 500CFM. Many people used the 500 model for racing on smaller displacement engines. This engine has a 4bbl manifold, someone obviously used and adapter to swap the holley on, but it's gone now. I know buick actually offered a 2bbl carb on the 455 at some point during the 70's, can't remember whether or not olds did.

    • Doctor olds Doctor olds on Oct 15, 2012

      @Moparman426W- Oldsmobile never offered a 2 bbl on the 98 455,but there was a package called the "Turnpike Cruiser" with a 2bbl 455 in a Cutlass Supreme around 1970. I don't recall any other 455 2bbl applications. By Around 1973, there were just two Olds V8's- 350 4bbl and 455 4bbl. We actually made a cutaway display of a quadrajet to help dealers explain that the small primaries on the Qjet could actually allow better mileage than the 2bbl in response to fuel economy concerns aroused by the Arab oil embargo, IIRC.

  • Moparman426W Moparman426W on Oct 15, 2012

    @acuraandy, if your gran fury was the civilian version then it came from the factory with the A999, which was a 904 with a lower first gear to help acceleration with the tall axle ratio. Fleet and police M bodies mainly got the 727. I have two M bodies, an 82 Diplomat which was a detective car and an 85 5th Ave. The dippy has the 727, a double roller timing chain and windage tray, as well as trans and power steering coolers.

  • Slavuta Motor Trend"Although the interior appears more upscale, sit in it a while and you notice the grainy plastics and conventional design. The doors sound tinny, the small strip of buttons in the center stack flexes, and the rear seats are on the firm side (but we dig the ability to recline). Most frustrating were the repeated Apple CarPlay glitches that seemed to slow down the apps running through it."
  • Brandon I would vote for my 23 Escape ST-Line with the 2.0L turbo and a normal 8 speed transmission instead of CVT. 250 HP, I average 28 MPG and get much higher on trips and get a nice 13" sync4 touchscreen. It leaves these 2 in my dust literally
  • JLGOLDEN When this and Hornet were revealed, I expected BOTH to quickly become best-sellers for their brands. They look great, and seem like interesting and fun alternatives in a crowded market. Alas, ambitious pricing is a bridge too far...
  • Zerofoo Modifications are funny things. I like the smoked side marker look - however having seen too many cars with butchered wire harnesses, I don't buy cars with ANY modifications. Pro-tip - put the car back to stock before you try and sell it.
  • JLGOLDEN I disagree with the author's comment on the current Murano's "annoying CVT". Murano's CVT does not fake shifts like some CVTs attempt, therefore does not cause shift shock or driveline harshness while fumbling between set ratios. Murano's CVT feels genuinely smooth and lets the (great-sounding V6) engine sing and zing along pleasantly.
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