NSFW: The Naked Truth About Chinese Car Shows

Bertel Schmitt
by Bertel Schmitt

The car show in Haikou on the Chinese island of Hainan is small as far as car shows go. Organizers had to try harder to attract visitors. Or, being small, they had to save money, and they decided to spare the garments of their female product specialists. They appeared covered in not much more than flowers.

Caution, the following pictures could be considered as offensive and NSFW in Sharia jurisdictions and parts of America, but have become quite common in officially still communist China.

According to Tycho at Carnewschina, who uncovers these things for TTAC ( and who has higher res pictures), “organizers of the show called it ‘art’, as in body paint, but authorities weren’t that stupid and the show received a stern warning.”

It has become customary ( see Chengdu and Beijing) that the stern warning are handed out towards the end of the show, guaranteeing maximum, well, exposure for the show, a kept face for the authorities, and, well, coverage as far as TTAC in the U.S. of A.

How did the Chairman put it? Let a thousand flowers bloom. He did not specify the location of the blooming.

Either that, or the organizers took the “flower street” concept far too literal.



Bertel Schmitt
Bertel Schmitt

Bertel Schmitt comes back to journalism after taking a 35 year break in advertising and marketing. He ran and owned advertising agencies in Duesseldorf, Germany, and New York City. Volkswagen A.G. was Bertel's most important corporate account. Schmitt's advertising and marketing career touched many corners of the industry with a special focus on automotive products and services. Since 2004, he lives in Japan and China with his wife <a href="http://www.tomokoandbertel.com"> Tomoko </a>. Bertel Schmitt is a founding board member of the <a href="http://www.offshoresuperseries.com"> Offshore Super Series </a>, an American offshore powerboat racing organization. He is co-owner of the racing team Typhoon.

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  • JimothyLite JimothyLite on Sep 16, 2012

    Bertel, do you find that your job becomes harder when you cover these shows?

  • FJ60LandCruiser FJ60LandCruiser on Sep 16, 2012

    Considering that these girls will probably be spending the night with some syphilitic senior Communist party member, a billionaire robber baron who makes iPads with slave labor, or the sadistic spoiled son of one of these men... I can't imagine why they're not smiling. Get used to your Chinese overlords. We'll all be working for them soon enough because we can't be bothered to pay Americans fair wages to build our cheap crap.

  • Lorenzo I just noticed the 1954 Ford Customline V8 has the same exterior dimensions, but better legroom, shoulder room, hip room, a V8 engine, and a trunk lid. It sold, with Fordomatic, for $21,500, inflation adjusted.
  • Lorenzo They won't be sold just in Beverly Hills - there's a Nieman-Marcus in nearly every big city. When they're finally junked, the transfer case will be first to be salvaged, since it'll be unused.
  • Ltcmgm78 Just what we need to do: add more EVs that require a charging station! We own a Volt. We charge at home. We bought the Volt off-lease. We're retired and can do all our daily errands without burning any gasoline. For us this works, but we no longer have a work commute.
  • Michael S6 Given the choice between the Hornet R/T and the Alfa, I'd pick an Uber.
  • Michael S6 Nissan seems to be doing well at the low end of the market with their small cars and cuv. Competitiveness evaporates as you move up to larger size cars and suvs.
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