New York Auto Show: New MKZ, and Lincoln's Heartbreakingly Optimistic Vision Of The Future

Jack Baruth
by Jack Baruth

“Imagine,” Ford’s marketing wunderkind Jim Farley suggested, “if your service advisor knew your name? If he knew your preferences? What you wanted?” Well, as a former owner of two Phaetons, I don’t need to imagine that. Everybody in VW service at my local dealer knew my name, my wife’s name, our weekend plans, and which one of the dealership’s loaners I liked best (“Blackie”, a Passat 2.0T). That’s what happens when you sell cars that require frequent servicing and have nobody on staff in the entire country who can perform said servicing in even a marginally competent fashion.

Farley, of course, wasn’t talking about 5400-pound German crapwagons. He was talking about treating Lincoln buyers to the finest dealership experience available.

The most radical concept Farley showed the crowd was the idea of a “personal shopper” who could be contacted online and who would help the buyer shop the competition as well as shop Lincoln. Don’t know which Lexus is right for you? Why not let someone from Lincoln tell you? While it sounds absolutely hare-brained, in the Keeping Up With The Kardashians era, the idea of access to personal shopping help may actually bring some intenders Lincoln’s way. Luxury for the middle class: it’s a time-honored winning formula.

The production-spec MKZ which wandered into the middle of Farley’s presentation is actually a pretty good example of that philosophy. It doesn’t look anything like the Fusion with which it shares its bones, and it has a very solid three-level powertrain selection that, frankly, just points up how crappy GM’s Impala lineup is. There’s a 237-horsepower EcoBoost four, the very popular hybrid drivetrain complete with long-distance electric-only capability, and the 3.7L Duratec putting out 300 horsepower. The Duratec is the fastest but least interesting of the three, of course.

Interior designer Soo Kang sat with our hairdresser-turned-journalist Julie Hyde for a moment to explain her ideas behind the interior. She arrived in the United States as a working concert harpist and continues to let music direct her endeavors. Her favorite part of the MKZ’s interior is the pushbutton shifter that permitted her to create an uninterrupted horizontal sweep line in the console. “Every corner of the car,” she stated, “should be spacious and serene.”

Perhaps the most interesting part of the whole presentation was the artist who created multiple “sand drawings” in time with a perfectly coordinated jazz-fusion sextet, complete with gorgeous violinist. The performance piece was clearly painstakingly conceived and thoroughly rehearsed. It went off without a hitch. Unfortunately for Jim Farley, what stands between him and his perfect performance — a nationwide array of disgruntled, financially strapped Lincoln dealers — may be too high a bar to clear.













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  • PJ McCombs PJ McCombs on Apr 04, 2012

    Too bad about the Joan Rivers front fascia, because the interior really is a knockout. As for customer service, what Farley is describing sounds like gimmickry. 'Exceptional service' is staff who do their jobs highly competently, efficiently, and with minimal intrusion on your schedule, every time. But that requires investing in said staff, which would be a lot more work.

  • NulloModo NulloModo on Apr 05, 2012

    One interest styling element that I didn't notice until I'd seen the photos a few times is the white/cream colored posts/mirror-bottoms. I don't recall anyone doing that before, and I'm not sure why, it looks great. The interior shot shows a standard speedometer with the two typical MyLincoln Touch LCDs on either side. From what Autoblog was reporting the whole gauge cluster is supposedly going to be one big LCD, ala Jaguar or Land Rover. I'm wondering if this was a pre-production model made before that change had been implemented, or, since the car in the photos seems to have the Hybrid badge, if the hybrids will just carryover the standard instrument cluster that's on the current MKZ hybrid.

  • Keith Most of the stanced VAGS with roof racks are nuisance drivers in my area. Very likely this one's been driven hard. And that silly roof rack is extra $'s, likely at full retail lol. Reminds me of the guys back in the late 20th century would put in their ads that the installed aftermarket stereo would be a negotiated extra. Were they going to go find and reinstall that old Delco if you didn't want the Kraco/Jenson set up they hacked in?
  • MaintenanceCosts Poorly packaged, oddly proportioned small CUV with an unrefined hybrid powertrain and a luxury-market price? Who wouldn't want it?
  • MaintenanceCosts Who knows whether it rides or handles acceptably or whether it chews up a set of tires in 5000 miles, but we definitely know it has a "mature stance."Sounds like JUST the kind of previous owner you'd want…
  • 28-Cars-Later Nissan will be very fortunate to not be in the Japanese equivalent of Chapter 11 reorganization over the next 36 months, "getting rolling" is a luxury (also, I see what you did there).
  • MaintenanceCosts RAM! RAM! RAM! ...... the child in the crosswalk that you can't see over the hood of this factory-lifted beast.
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