QOTD: Winning at Rental Car Roulette?

Corey Lewis
by Corey Lewis

Last week, we took a moment to recount our worst rental car memories — those times when the desk attendant at Rental Giant Co. was feeling either low on inventory or particularly unkind. Some of you took it upon yourselves to do some extra credit work, offering your winning rental car roulette examples, too.

Well, you can just type them again today, because the best of the best rental experiences is our topic of discussion.

My winning rental car recollection was easy to decide. In May of 2016 I decided to take a little road trip across Ohio to the border of West Virginia. To make it more interesting, I refused highways and took the Ohio River Scenic Byway instead. It would be a decently long journey, undertaken for one specific reason: pizza. There were two McDonalds locations in the nation that still offered the short-lived pizza that McD’s experimented with in the Nineties. I was determined.

I’d reserved a Standard class car. Enterprise picked me up the morning of departure in a grey Camry LE and took me to the office. They were hopeful. “You’ve reserved a Standard car. How about that Camry we picked you up in?”

I probably pulled a face, but asked, “Got anything interesting?”

Turns out they did; the black Challenger SXT seen here. On the long journey to pizza, I was pleased with the power on offer from the 3.6-liter Pentastar, even though the transmission kneecapped the engine a bit by shifting up through the gears too eagerly. The ride was generally comfortable with a big cruiser feel and a lot of old-fashioned road holding weight. My sort of thing.

Less impressive was the interior, with fit and finish coinciding appropriately with the generally just-okay materials. But that was mostly forgivable given it was a large, V6, and rear-drive coupe for $28,000 before any dealing was done. Seats were supportive, with enough bolstering, and the cockpit was generally comfortable. The biggest downside was the horrendous visibility mandated by the styling, and not assisted by the lack of a backup camera on such a base model. It made for some paranoia when reversing after eating an entire pizza (which was very tasty, by the way).

It was a fun trip, made nice by a comfortable, big car. Without any attempt to conserve fuel or drive on an interstate, I achieved something like 25 miles per gallon. Winning. (The pizza was discontinued at both locations shortly after and is now extinct.)

Let’s hear your rental car roulette wins.

[Images: Porsche, Corey Lewis]

Corey Lewis
Corey Lewis

Interested in lots of cars and their various historical contexts. Started writing articles for TTAC in late 2016, when my first posts were QOTDs. From there I started a few new series like Rare Rides, Buy/Drive/Burn, Abandoned History, and most recently Rare Rides Icons. Operating from a home base in Cincinnati, Ohio, a relative auto journalist dead zone. Many of my articles are prompted by something I'll see on social media that sparks my interest and causes me to research. Finding articles and information from the early days of the internet and beyond that covers the little details lost to time: trim packages, color and wheel choices, interior fabrics. Beyond those, I'm fascinated by automotive industry experiments, both failures and successes. Lately I've taken an interest in AI, and generating "what if" type images for car models long dead. Reincarnating a modern Toyota Paseo, Lincoln Mark IX, or Isuzu Trooper through a text prompt is fun. Fun to post them on Twitter too, and watch people overreact. To that end, the social media I use most is Twitter, @CoreyLewis86. I also contribute pieces for Forbes Wheels and Forbes Home.

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  • Mncarguy Mncarguy on Sep 19, 2019

    Last year I had reserved a compact SUV for our trip to Florida. Usually, at the counter, the person will ask if I want to upgrade to a BMW or Lexus for only $30. I'll say "$30 for the whole time?", and they will say "No! $30 per day". I'll tell them that I'll stick with my original rental. This time at the Tampa airport they said that since I rented for more than 10 days, and it was through Costco, they had a special and I could get a BMW X3 for $10 a day more than the compact SUV. For $10 I figured I could be a sport. I was more than happy with the upgrade.

  • ToolGuy ToolGuy on Sep 20, 2019

    Debbie Downer here to say: Remember than your typical rental vehicle is nicer and more functional than the daily driver of about 78% of the driving population.

  • ToolGuy The only way this makes sense to me (still looking) is if it is tied to the realization that they have a capital issue (cash crunch) which is getting in the way of their plans.
  • Jeff I do think this is a good thing. Teaching salespeople how to interact with the customer and teaching them some of the features and technical stuff of the vehicles is important.
  • MKizzy If Tesla stops maintaining and expanding the Superchargers at current levels, imagine the chaos as more EV owners with high expectations visit crowded and no longer reliable Superchargers.It feels like at this point, Musk is nearly bored enough with Tesla and EVs in general to literally take his ball and going home.
  • Incog99 I bought a brand new 4 on the floor 240SX coupe in 1989 in pearl green. I drove it almost 200k miles, put in a killer sound system and never wish I sold it. I graduated to an Infiniti Q45 next and that tank was amazing.
  • CanadaCraig As an aside... you are so incredibly vulnerable as you're sitting there WAITING for you EV to charge. It freaks me out.
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