Project $1500 Volvo Leaves Me Stranded

Derek Kreindler
by Derek Kreindler

This is now the second time Project Volvo has tried to kill me. The first time, I was turning left into a Scion dealership to go peek at an FR-S. All of a sudden, the steering locked up, and I looked down to see the dashboard lit up like Malmo synagogue. A few hundred yards down the road, an F-Series was bearing down on me. Luckily, the Volvo started up, and I drove off without having to test the brand’s legendary safety systems.

The next day, I picked up a 2012 MX-5 press car and forgot all about the stalling issues for the next week. It dawned on me that getting a CAA Membership might be a good idea too. Not that I followed through with it or anything. That would make too much sense. Of course, it came back to bite me in the ass right after I returned the MX-5 to Mazda Canada.

The car stalled at the very first traffic light, with the idle fluctuating like Charlie Sheen’s moods before sputtering and then dying. While coasting, the car ran smoothly, until I entered the on-ramp to the busy 401 freeway, where Project Volvo promptly died and wouldn’t re-start. The steering was locked up, but somehow I made it on to the shoulder without being sodomized by an 18-wheeler.

A $247 tow later, and I was at the mechanic. Right after the tow truck put the car in the ground, he jumped in and the car fired up promptly. The idle was still fluctuating, and turning the A/C on only exacerbated the problem. It turned out that in addition to the dirty throttle body, something was amiss with the A/C. My mechanic theorizes that one of the seals may need replacing, and that is causing the compressor to activate frequently, putting a fair amount of strain on the engine. So far, his estimate is roughly a couple hundred bucks, either for a new seal or a re-charge, and the throttle body cleaning. We’ll see later on this afternoon what the real issue is.

At least the smell is gone.

Derek Kreindler
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  • Ryoku75 Ryoku75 on Jun 18, 2012

    Oh boy, welcome to my wonderful experience with beaters. There are several reasons that could be causing this: Bad Fuel Filter Bad Fuel Hoses Badly Timed Idle Dirty Sensors An Injection hose with a leak I've learned from 2 old beaters that fuel injection is just a pain compared to a decent carb ('89 Tercel). And the injected beaters had less mileage on them (an '84 Mustang and a '90 Horizon). To be honest, you really should not have brought this thing. Complicated beaters are complicated headaches. Whats funny for me is that my '84 Mustang had that same knack for stalling at the worst times, at least twice it almost turned me into meat for a Ram.

  • WildcatMatt WildcatMatt on Jun 26, 2012

    It's funny, I've had an AC issue and situation where my ABS/TRACS lights come on spontaneously on my '97 850, which has me investigating a lot of the same things mentioned by others in this thread. Nice timing, that. Hope your gremlins are easily traced!

  • AZFelix Hilux technical, preferably with a swivel mount.
  • ToolGuy This is the kind of thing you get when you give people faster internet.
  • ToolGuy North America is already the greatest country on the planet, and I have learned to be careful about what I wish for in terms of making changes. I mean, if Greenland wants to buy JDM vehicles, isn't that for the Danes to decide?
  • ToolGuy Once again my home did not catch on fire and my fire extinguisher(s) stayed in the closet, unused. I guess I threw my money away on fire extinguishers.(And by fire extinguishers I mean nuclear missiles.)
  • Carson D The UAW has succeeded in organizing a US VW plant before. There's a reason they don't teach history in the schools any longer. People wouldn't make the same mistakes.
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