Next Lexus ES To Make Buick Lacrosse Look "Laughable"

Derek Kreindler
by Derek Kreindler

The rivalry between the Buick Lacrosse and the Lexus ES350 may never become the stuff of automotive legend, but for a certain subset of consumers – wealthy men aged 65+ living part time in South Florida – the two vehicles are carefully cross-shopped to determine which car has the plushest ride, quietest cabin and parcel shelf best suited for stacking Kleenex boxes and adjustable-back baseball caps.

Now, the great conjecture machine known as the blogosphere (in this case, GM Authority) is reporting that the new Lexus ES, due out as a 2013 model, will make its Chinese domestic rival look “laughable. That according to one “well-connected auto industry executive”. Based on what we’ve seen from the Toyota product stable, the anonymous gentleman may be on to something.

According to the article, the new ES will grow in size (it’s roughly half a foot shorter than the Buick) and become the quietest car Lexus has ever made. Given that most ES owners wear some kind of digital watch, you won’t even be able to hear anything tick, a la the Rolls-Royce cars of old. The “killer app” here appears to be the inclusion of a hybrid system. The Camry Hybrid is listed by the EPA as returning 40/38 mpg city/highway, but according to the report, the new ES will get “…high 40s on the highway and even better in the city…” Compare that to the Lacrosse eAssist, which gets 25/36 mpg.

With TTAC’s staffers (myself included) having had seat time in the new Camry and the new Lexus GS, we may be able to draw some conclusions regarding the next ES. Jack was suitably impressed with the performance chops of the new GS, but noted that it was liable to lose out in the all important status race. Fortunately for Lexus, the ES customer seems to be cut from a more practical cloth – after all, they are cross shopping against a Buick.

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  • Quentin Quentin on Jan 04, 2012

    I personally like how everyone is getting wrapped around the axle about comments made by someone who doesn't work for Lexus or Toyota (as you would find if you clicked on the link that ends up at what appears to be an unofficial GM enthusiast blog). The 40mpg numbers quoted are suspect, at best, considering the smaller Camry only manages 43city/39hwy with their latest and greatest 2.5L HSD drivetrain. Come on, people. If you believe every unsubstantiated thing you read on the internet, please head over to theonion.com. There is just about as much truth on that site as there is with this post about hear-say from a "well connected auto exec".

  • Gearspuppy Gearspuppy on Jan 04, 2012

    I'm renting a Buick Regal CXL right now, and it's surprisingly good. The ride and handling is better than any Honda or Toyota I've ever driven, the seat is comfortable for all six feet of me. Too bad the base engine power is barely adequate. It's definitely competitive with my wife's 2010 Passat. I might even be persuaded to buy the turboed one to replace my '01 GTI. I didn't expect to like this car. Maybe I could tell the hipsters that I bought a Buick "ironically."

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  • Kjhkjlhkjhkljh kljhjkhjklhkjh Who cares. Price of gas is not the issue. spending an extra 100$ a month over 4 tanks of gas is not the issue.this a political scam to distract really dumb people from the real issue. if rent and house payments were not up by 50% to as high as 150% higher in a ton of locations, then paying an extra 100$ in gas would be annoying but not really an issue. But the real-estate market with hedge fund investors, power-relator groups bought a ton of houses and flipped them into rentals and jacked up the rates uplifting the costs on everything else. and ironically no-one seems to be in any hurry to build more houses to bring those costs down because supply and demand means keeping less houses available to charge as much as you want. It is also not the issue as a secondary issue is child care costs and medical... again 100$ extra per month in gas is *nothing* compared to 800$ a month in ''child care'' and 300$ per visit to the doctor office, 300$ for a procedure less dentist trip..
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