1973 GM Cars Re-Imagined: Vintage "Photo-Chops" Discovered

Paul Niedermeyer
by Paul Niedermeyer

When GM’s new 1973 cars, especially the all-new “mid-sized” cars were introduced, my friend Paul Brown, an artist and fellow Bill Mitchell aficionado and I trotted down to Iowa City’s various dealers to experience them in the flesh. We found them to be somewhat over the top, and struggled to understand what Bill and his associates were thinking, or what someone had put in the Advanced Styling studio water coolers. Inspired by the the GM psychedelia, we loaded up on brochures, and went home and got out scissors and paste, and decided that we could “improve” on their imaginings. I wrote about it here before, but after writing yesterday’s CC on the Collonade Malibu, I realized that I still had some of our work (I tend to keep things). I’ve been a little shy about sharing them, but what the hell; it was a long time ago.

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I’m more amazed than embarrassed that these exist, given how many times I moved in my early years. Some of them are worse for wear, and one of them was actually used as an envelope by PB to mail me something. I should point out that I have to give him the lion’s share of the creative credit for these. I know we worked on them together, but his artistic skills were well beyond mine. Or am I saying this in self-defense?

The tools (and results) may have been crude, but they still exist! How many digital photo-shops will folks be pulling up thirty seven years later?

Here’s proof that we didn’t just obsess on GM’s big barges: A 1974 Dodge Monaco.

I know that I didn’t have anything to do with this Gremlin that PB sent me, but I’m quite fond of that boat tail.

All right you car spotters: can you identify the two cars that were co-joined in this perspective-busting exercise?

I vividly remember being particularly inspired by Pontiac’s extravagant Grand Am. And I know we did a number of different takes on it. This is not my favorite, but it’s the only one still existent. Art: either one gets it, or one doesn’t. The quality of its expression may vary, but for some, its a way to try to make sense of the craziness of the world around us. And in 1973, US cars were pretty bizarre. How else should we have tried to understand what the designers were trying to tell us with their curious handiwork?

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  • Nick Nick on Mar 14, 2010

    Did you so something with the Monaco? It's about the right width.

  • KarDanCreations KarDanCreations on May 27, 2014

    I've been working on a series of highly edited photo images transforming popular vehicles into models and variations that manufacturers perhaps should have made. Who else is doing similar to this nowadays with photoshop creating altered versions of production vehicles? I'm interested in seeing and comparing each other's designs. Does anyone know of an appropriate website to do this?

  • Dale Quelle surprise.
  • 3SpeedAutomatic Nice looking, but IIRC, there was an issue with these engines where a knock would develop. That may account for the very low milage. 🚗🚗🚗
  • Redapple2 Used to watch F 1 a great deal. Now? F1 Random thoughts:1 Silly rules bug me. Must use 2 types of tire. Cant refuel. Drag reduction can only be used in certain areas of the track and only if you are so close to the car in front.2 Passing is rare. Pole sitter wins a high % of the time.3 A new team can only start in F1 if they get the blessing of the overlords. Evil gm Vampire was barred. How about this. Anybody with a car that meets the construction rules can try. If your speed qualifies and you pay the entry fee. You re in. So is anybody else. 4 I tune in for Martin Brundle's grid walk. In my life, it s must see tv. But he is often bumped or cancelled. Grid walk takes place 1 out of 3 or 4 races.5 So, because of this utter bull sheet and other points, I ve migrated to IMSA and MotoGP. I might catch a summary on the youtube.
  • Redapple2 I retract my comments and apologize.
  • Flashindapan I always thought these look nice. I was working at a Land Rover dealership at the time the LR3 came out and we were all impressed how much better it was then the Discovery in just about every measurable way.
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