QOTD: Is Your Heart Open to These Doors?

Steph Willems
by Steph Willems

What is it about suicide doors? Some 47 years after the last pair of full-size, rear-hinged doors faded from the domestic automobile landscape, we continue lusting after them. And automakers continue teasing us with sedans that open like a barn. Remember Lincoln’s go-nowhere Continental concept of the early 2000s? That’s just one of many pieces of vaporware boasting throwback doors that never went anywhere.

Next to narrow, barely-there side mirrors and ridiculously oversized wheels, suicide (aka clamshell, aka coach-style) doors are the design feature a good concept cannot go without, even though the audience has no expectation of ever seeing them in a showroom. Kia saw fit to install them on its Telluride concept. A three-row SUV, fer chrissakes. We’d probably be annoyed with them by now, were it not for Rolls-Royce’s resurrection of this vintage method of ingress/egress.

Are you as afflicted with suicide door love as this writer?

I’ll admit I love them. I want to see them return, though the declining sedan market lends serious doubt to my dream of a so-equipped passenger car generating enough volume to make them a regular sight on North American roads. Hope is everlasting, though.

In their absence, even the half-doors on the Saturn Ion quad coupe and Honda Element and Ford F-150 SuperCab give me a Chris Matthews-style tingle.

Once commonplace in the 1920s through early 50s, the last (domestic) gasp for these doors came in the heady 1960s — Lincoln’s heyday. Ford’s luxury division catapulted them to iconic status during that decade, while its parent brand repurposed them for a little-remembered variant of the Thunderbird for model years 1967 to 1971. Seen here is a ’68 I stumbled across near the Vermont border on Labor Day.

Late Thursday, Lincoln implied we might see these doors again. It’s looking like there’s a refresh afoot for the slow-selling Continental that incorporates these doors, which seems a little like desperation on Ford’s part. If true, are we to view this decision with cynicism? It would be an attempt to mine the public’s fondness for the ’61-’69 Conti in order to fan the dying embers of a model surely destined for discontinuation. So many emotions at play right now…

But we’re not specifically talking Lincoln here. No, today we want you to describe how — and why — you feel a continued pull for these doors (assuming, of course, that you do).

[Images: Steph Willems/TTAC]

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  • Vulpine Vulpine on Dec 14, 2018

    I won't argue they don't have their drawbacks, but at curb-side they're a huge advantage.

  • Bullnuke Bullnuke on Dec 14, 2018

    There's an often overlooked utility available with suicide doors. A friend of mine had a late '40 Chrysler with such doors. He'd have the rear seat passengers pop 'em open at speed every once in a while to allow the 50 or 60 mph air to blow all the crap out of the car (soda cans, fast food containers, etc.). The downside was that the doors became speed brakes and would markedly slow the car down...

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    • Downunder Downunder on Dec 14, 2018

      @Lie2me Doors as "Air-Brakes": Aviation inspired technology, another advertising selling point :)

  • MaintenanceCosts Being married to someone who developed acute sensitivity to some VOCs after a smoke inhalation incident, I'm more aware of these things than I used to be. When we bring home a new car we've developed a protocol that helps quite a bit. First, leave the car in the sun for a day or two to speed the offgassing. Second, after doing that, wipe down all the surfaces in the car with fresh water. Third, leave the windows open when the car is in the garage. Fourth, wipe down again with water after a couple of weeks. Doing that substantially reduces new car smell pretty quickly after purchase.
  • Bd2 While this is not breaking news a 11, it is a good reminder especially to the ultra affluent who purchase vehicles on a more regular basis.
  • SCE to AUX At least with direct sales, there's one less party to point fingers about pricing.
  • Wjtinfwb Malibu will be the Ford Panther of this decade. We won't miss it until its gone. GM will tell you there's no market for sedans anymore. Honda, Toyota, Nissan, Hyundai, Kia, Mercedes-Benz, BMW, VW, Audi and others will challenge you on that. GM gave up on Malibu as soon as it was introduced in 2017, no development, only de-contenting and relegation to "Fleet" status. I've had a lot of Malibu rentals, they were fine. Not as nice as an Accord or Camry, but preferable to an Altima, Sentra, Sonata or Jetta in my mind. A little development in the powertrain, refinement of the suspension and clean up on the styling would have done wonders. But that's not the GM way. Replace it with something else equally mediocre or worse but charge more because it sits higher. It's a shame GM has been relegated to such a back of the class manufacturer when spectacular cars like the C8 Corvette show what they can do when someone really gives a damn.
  • SCE to AUX This has been a topic for at least four decades.In a world filled with carcinogens, you'd need an enormous study to isolate the effects of seat foam compared to every other exposure we have.Besides, do people really drive around without any fresh air purging the cabin?
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