2018 Mercedes-AMG GLA 45 Review - A Manic German

Chris Tonn
by Chris Tonn
Fast Facts

2018 Mercedes-AMG GLA 45

2.0-liter inline-four, DOHC (375 horsepower @ 6,000 rpm; 350 lb-ft @ 2,250 rpm)
Seven-speed dual-clutch transmission, all-wheel drive
22 city / 28 highway / 25 combined (EPA Rating, MPG)
23.2 (observed mileage, MPG)
Base Price: $51,595 (U.S.)
As Tested: $71,185 (U.S.)
Prices include $995 freight charge.

26.1 pounds of boost. A seriously stiff suspension. Matte paint finish. Brash red-painted brake calipers. A showy wing. A silly loud exhaust.

Do any of those describe your mental image of a Mercedes-Benz product? Or, when presented with that combination of features, do you conjure a car rejected from one of the early The Fast and the Furious films?

When the Mercedes-AMG GLA 45 was revealed a couple of years ago, I recall writing it off as a pretender – after all, it’s a crossover! After spending some time in this absurd vehicle, however, I began to appreciate the magic of AMG.

The Sticker

Let’s first acknowledge one large elephant – the sticker price:

$71,185.

No, I’m not kidding. Base price of the GLA 45 is $50,600 plus destination charges. This tester has over twenty grand in options, which I’ll discuss shortly.

Forget the obvious all-wheel-drive hatch competitors like the Ford Focus RS ($41,120) and the Volkswagen Golf R ($39,375) – once you option the littlest AMG like my test car, other performance models come into the picture.

Like a new Chevrolet Corvette Grand Sport at $66,590. Even looking within the AMG subcategory of Mercedes-Benz, the bonkers C 63 sedan can be had (lightly optioned) for $67,095.

The Options

Like I said, this “crossover” (scare quotes because a crossover is just a hatchback with added ride height) starts at about $50,000, but quickly escalates with haphazard clicking of options:

Designo Mountain Grey Magno paint (the magnificent matte grey finish): $2,500

AMG Performance Exhaust: $650

AMG Performance Seats: $2,250

AMG Aerodynamics Package: $1,950

AMG Dynamic Plus Package (adjustable suspension, limited-slip front differential, RACE mode): $2800

Multimedia Package (navigation, smartphone integration, DVD player): $2300

Illuminated Door Sills: $350

Red brake calipers: $300

And so on. Some of these things are frivolous, certainly, but the performance seats, performance exhaust, and dynamic package turn this into a seriously fun car.

The Interior

We return to preconceptions of what a Mercedes-Benz product should be. I expect wood, metal, and acres of leather when I open the vault-like door. The AMG GLA 45, however, betrays the mass-market crossover beneath, with plenty of hard plastics. The swath of suede-like material across the face of the dash, combined with the same material lining the steering wheel, conveys a racey feeling, and the red-trimmed dash vents and red stitching add to the atmosphere.

The Recaro-branded AMG performance seats might require acclimatization. As I sat in the perforated leather chair, I was certain my wife would despise riding in this car. The padding is seriously firm, and the high bolsters can be confining. She surprised me, however, by proclaiming these as some of the best seats she’s ever encountered. That firm padding was perfectly supportive, and the bolsters kept her contained as I explored what the GLA 45 could do in the corners.

She did complain about those high thigh bolsters, however, when it was time to get out.

The kids had plenty of room behind those sport seats – leg room was plentiful, and the folding armrest helped divide warring sisters. Roomy too was the cargo area. A week’s worth of groceries had plenty of space, as did a weekend’s worth of sports gear for the kids.

The Styling

Even if you haven’t had the privilege of traveling to Germany, we’ve all heard the stories of Mercedes-Benz sedans being used as taxis in the Fatherland. The idea behind those tales is that they aren’t seen as luxury conveyances – they’re just cars. Max Hoffman, with great effort, made certain that the early Benz models to come to the States were sold as premium, exclusive cars with a price to match, and we’ve taken the bait.

In other words, Americans don’t buy a Mercedes-Benz product to blend in.

The GLA 45 fits that mold, with bold spoilers and big wheels, red brake calipers behind those wheels, and (in the case of my tester) velvety matte grey paint. Mercifully, this car didn’t have the illuminated grille star, which is perhaps the most flamboyant way to tell the neighbors you can spend an extra $450 just because.

The GLA 45 is garish. I’m not sure how well the styling will age – the lovely W201 sedan of the Eighties is simple and timeless, while this funky hot hatch has some youth-focused bits that will be dated in a year or two. But I dig it – it’s unapologetically goofy.

The Drive

Want to wake the neighbors? Select Race mode in the GLA 45, and crank the engine. The AMG performance exhaust is decidedly unsubtle. In my week with the car, my wife didn’t need an alarm clock. Yeah, I heard about it when I got home. For the sake of domestic tranquility, consider waiting until you’re down the street to switch modes.

Even when set to the softest setting, the adjustable suspension was rather firm – again, selecting the Race mode on the shocks set my teeth a-rattling on pockmarked Ohio interstates. But when I pulled off the slab to a twisty two-lane, the firm setting eliminated any hint of body roll, letting me enjoy every bit of the road.

No, I never got this car up to impolite speeds, but even when enjoying the back roads, I could feel the very effective limited-slip differential help pull the car through the corners. The rear felt like it wanted to step out a bit, but the all-wheel drive kept everything in check even on wet roads.

375 horsepower is incredibly addictive in such a small car. Launching from a stop was a cliché-inducing affair – neck-snapping, jaw-dropping, etc. One just doesn’t expect to get off the line so rapidly. I did notice a bit of turbo lag when between gears, as the dual-clutch transmission doesn’t have a torque converter to absorb some of that lag. Still, it’s only noticeable when driving aggressively.

That transmission shifts very quickly, and perhaps a bit more harshly than other dual-clutch units I’ve sampled, though it works beautifully in automatic mode. Choosing your own ratio with the column-mounted paddles yields quick shifts that slam home at full throttle, but otherwise are nice and smooth.

The Verdict

Silly. Absurd. Bonkers. I’ve used some adjectives here that I typically wouldn’t when describing a rather expensive car.

But I’m glad Mercedes-AMG offers this insane GLA 45. It’s a sign that, even though every car maker has shifted its focus to the dreaded crossover, there are companies willing to make driving those crossovers enjoyable.

The price is steep, though I’m sure with judicious option choices the sticker might become more palatable. But the sheer joy of driving this vehicle, knowing that it is fundamentally a crossover, makes me seriously consider what it would take to put it in my driveway for good.

[Images: © 2017 Chris Tonn/The Truth About Cars]

Chris Tonn
Chris Tonn

Some enthusiasts say they were born with gasoline in their veins. Chris Tonn, on the other hand, had rust flakes in his eyes nearly since birth. Living in salty Ohio and being hopelessly addicted to vintage British and Japanese steel will do that to you. His work has appeared in eBay Motors, Hagerty, The Truth About Cars, Reader's Digest, AutoGuide, Family Handyman, and Jalopnik. He is a member of the Midwest Automotive Media Association, and he's currently looking for the safety glasses he just set down somewhere.

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  • John R John R on Dec 28, 2017

    Yeah...how much is the M2 again? Hell, this is nearly M3 money. Hard pass.

  • Sundance Sundance on Dec 29, 2017

    This car is a joke and I tell that as a German Benz-owner. The whole A-class thing is meant as an answer to the Golf. So this thing is nothing but a Benz-Golf, based on a front-scratcher platform (no real Benz has front wheel drive, that's for sure). They added rear wheel drive and some bling-bling and chip-tuned the tiny engine to the max. Ready is your over 70k $ so-called Benz. Real Benz-owners do not acknowledge this as a member of the family. It is for Golf-drivers who want to upscale with another badge on the hood. By the way - this thing is ugly as hell.

  • ToolGuy Once again my home did not catch on fire and my fire extinguisher(s) stayed in the closet, unused. I guess I threw my money away on fire extinguishers.(And by fire extinguishers I mean nuclear missiles.)
  • Carson D The UAW has succeeded in organizing a US VW plant before. There's a reason they don't teach history in the schools any longer. People wouldn't make the same mistakes.
  • B-BodyBuick84 Mitsubishi Pajero Sport of course, a 7 seater, 2.4 turbo-diesel I4 BOF SUV with Super-Select 4WD, centre and rear locking diffs standard of course.
  • Corey Lewis Think how dated this 80s design was by 1995!
  • Tassos Jong-iL Communist America Rises!
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