Picture Time: The Couple Really Needs Your Help

by Corey Lewis

Published: May 10th, 2017

picture time em the couple em really needs your help

You’re all too familiar with that image, aren’t you? She’s laughing hysterically or having some sort of crisis. Her male friend, hand outstretched to receive his car key, looks on in amazement at her awkward and overblown reaction within this sales situation. They are The Couple, and they are stock image gold.

Want more of them? You got it.

You see, TTAC has not had access to a stock imagery supplier, but those dark times are behind us. Now, you can look forward to all sorts of images in our articles featuring happy, multi-ethnic people wearing non-branded clothing, doing inoffensive things in a general and widely applicable and acceptable way.

This Picture Time comes with a challenge: it’s up to you to write The Couple’s Car Purchase Story. We’ve arranged all collective images of this couple and their visit to the dealer in chronological order (or best interpretation of one). So have a look, and get writing!

[Images: Kzenon/Bigstock.com]

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Corey Lewis

Interested in lots of cars and their various historical contexts. Started writing articles for TTAC in late 2016, when my first posts were QOTDs. From there I started a few new series like Rare Rides, Buy/Drive/Burn, Abandoned History, and most recently Rare Rides Icons. Operating from a home base in Cincinnati, Ohio, a relative auto journalist dead zone. Many of my articles are prompted by something I'll see on social media that sparks my interest and causes me to research. Finding articles and information from the early days of the internet and beyond that covers the little details lost to time: trim packages, color and wheel choices, interior fabrics. Beyond those, I'm fascinated by automotive industry experiments, both failures and successes. Lately I've taken an interest in AI, and generating "what if" type images for car models long dead. Reincarnating a modern Toyota Paseo, Lincoln Mark IX, or Isuzu Trooper through a text prompt is fun. Fun to post them on Twitter too, and watch people overreact. To that end, the social media I use most is Twitter, @CoreyLewis86. I also contribute pieces for Forbes Wheels and Forbes Home.

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FAHRVERGNUGEN on May 11, 2017

Him 1: "I'll drive what she's driving". Him 2: "But she just rearended a minivan". Him 1: "Oh, you just SLAY me."

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Caboose on May 11, 2017

I was SO into her until I saw the Jelly flats.

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