Chinese Are Getting Married, And It's WAR!

chinese are getting married and it s war

In the olden days, you banged your girl, and then got married. In China, as modern as it may be, the big bang is after the wedding ceremony. No Chinese wedding is complete without WWIII – worthy fireworks. The delivery vehicles for the marriage-megatonnage are purpose-converted ‘salute cars.’ As Tycho of Carnewschina tells us, the salute cars “are mostly based on old Beijing-Jeeps, dressed in military style with a big and scary rocket launcher in the back.”

Tycho covers Chinese cars and weddings like no other. He is a certified expert: He had his own Chinese wedding, and the grapevine says that it was successful. Tycho reports that the salute cars are for hire: “Rent for one day will cost around 5000 yuan, 800 USD, including the fireworks and personnel.”

As they said: When you get married, start your new life with a bang.

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  • Pete Zaitcev Pete Zaitcev on Feb 01, 2012

    The vehicle a clone of Soviet UAZ, rather than the Cherokee that was discussed at TTAC previously.

  • Advo Advo on Feb 01, 2012

    Any one else jealous that they get to have a lot more fun at less expense than we do even if it means less safety, pollution standards, litigation for damages occurred, paperwork ...

  • Tane94 are both eligible for federal tax credits? That's the big $7,500 question.
  • Jkross22 Toenail says what?
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