Spot the Mistakes in "Top 10 Everyday Things People Do To Ruin Their Cars"

Robert Farago
by Robert Farago
spot the mistakes in top 10 everyday things people do to ruin their cars

Yes, British funnyman Jeremy Clarkson’s knee-jerk anti-Americanism jerks my chain. (If it’s supposed to be funny, how come I’m not laughing?) But, anti-elistist that I am, Ride Lust’s contribution to the top ten genre– “ Top 10 Everyday Things People Do To Ruin Their Cars“– is worse. Vito Rispo’s dietribe [sic] begins by dissing the geography skills of what Bill O’ Reilly oleaginously refers to as “the folks.” “Two thirds of all Americans aged 18-24 cannot find Iraq on a map; 33% couldn’t identify Louisiana; 47% couldn’t find India; 75% think English was the most widely spoken language in the world. People are idiots, and this isn’t a uniquely American phenomenon, it’s worldwide. The majority of human beings on Earth are stone dumb. Being dumb, most people do dumb things, like unknowingly destroy their car.” English “was” the most widely spoken language? It’s my firmly held belief that people are like any other animal: exactly as smart as they need to be. No more, no less. Anyway, I challenge TTAC’s Best and Brightest (hoisted by my own elitist petard!) to point out the fallacies within Mr. Rispo’s riposte. Or is that rip post?

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  • Joeaverage Joeaverage on Oct 06, 2008

    So rusty drum brakes look better? Wait - are you talking about the inside of the drum or the outside? Nah, what looks bad are little, tiny brakes showing through 18" wheel spokes. Especially if the calipers are painted red (hey - look at me! I have tiny brakes!!!) VBG!

  • JuniorMint JuniorMint on Oct 06, 2008
    50merc : You’d think the gummint would post warning signs: “Danger! Pulchritude Ahead” I think I'm most likely to have a car accident trying to read the word "pulchritude" off a road sign.

  • Miked Miked on Oct 08, 2008

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