Question of the Day: What's the World's Ugliest Car?
Published: March 31st, 2008
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Earlier today I told you that the Mitsuoka Orochi will be leaving Japan in search of oil-rich markets. I also mentioned that pig is ugly. Seriously, heinously, irredeemably butt-faced ugly. Surprisingly — and I really am surprised here — you folks, our readers, think differently. So here I am, trying my hardest to think of an uglier vehicle and… I simply can't. Nothing, nada, zilch, zip is popping into my head. If you're talking almost as ugly then I guess the misshapen Buick Rendezvous. But really, only from behind. Truthfully, even that larded hippopotamus of a Buick can't compete with the scorched-retina styling of the (barf) Orochi. Can it?
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Did I mention the 1967 through 1970 model years were ugly too? Well, they are. I can say that because I have a current model in the stable now (330ci). Sorry but the late sixties and early seventies models are butt ugly!
For those of you who know Canadian comedian Russell Peters... At Shempe: "Somebodya zgonna get hurt reala bad!"
My favorite: 1958 BMW 600 Some more contenders: 1770 Cugnot - one look tells you it won't handle like a BMW 3-series ( picture) 1934 Chrysler Airflow 1956 Fiat Multipla 1967 Mohs Ostentatienne ( picture) 1977 Renault 14 1980 Morris Ital - a mediocre design ruined by Ital Design 1999 Fiat Multipla 2004 Peugeot 307 CC 2006 VW Fox All other cars can be seen on cardatabase.net.
Ford Scorpio. If a car can be said to have a 'face', this one has fetal alcohol syndrome: http://www.robiko.co.uk/images/others/usmiech/IMG_2695.JPG