Caddy Recalling Hearses

Frank Williams
by Frank Williams

Just as humans get recalled by their Maker, so do hearses. reports that Cadillac is recalling 1049 hearses built in 2006 and 2007 because of a "potential fire hazard." It seems some of the hearses have faulty fuel neck assemblies that could leak while refueling or while the vehicle is moving, resulting in a "potential fire." (Is that more serious than a real fire?) Since the fuel tank is under the… uh… cargo area, there's a chance the vehicle could become a rolling crematorium. Dealers will replace the fuel tanks in the vehicles being recalled. Humans who have been recalled are on their own when it comes to dealing with "potential fire."

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  • Blunozer Blunozer on Sep 04, 2007

    Somebody get those hearses off the road before they kill somebody! Oh wait...

  • Austin Greene Austin Greene on Sep 04, 2007
    I am bound upon a wheel of fire. King Lear
  • Ryan Ryan on Sep 04, 2007

    Flaming hearse? Dude, that is so metal!

  • OverheadCam9000 OverheadCam9000 on Sep 05, 2007

    Is this what you would call a "puff" piece of journalism???? /sound on/ rim shot /sound off/ But wait, there's more..... These wheels would be fitting as the final ride for the designer of.... The 70's Ford Pinto!!!!!!! BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! o-