2023 BMW I7 Will Have Massive, Pointless Grille

Matt Posky
by Matt Posky

With the electrified BMW 7-series arriving in earnest next month, the manufacturer has opted to push a few teasers photos to whet our collective apatite for oversized grilles. Despite the i7 being an all-electric vehicle, BMW has kept the oversized-grille motif we’ve already seen deployed on the 4 Series and similarly electric iX SUV.

It might not make a lot of sense from an engineering perspective. But Bavaria feels that the kidney grille is an essential part of the brand’s image, so important that it put a faux variant on the iX. While the i7 teasers appear to lack the painted-on geometric patterns, expect it to be another example of form over function. We just hope BMW actually offers owners the ability to open the hood without the aid of a special tool it doesn’t want you to have.

The big-grille theme has become somewhat controversial for the brand. I will admit to hating the design less today than I did when the BMW Concept 4 flared its massive nostrils at the 2019 Frankfurt Motor Show. But we’ll have to wait to see how the i7’s beak plays off the rest of the design. Though bold styling looks assured, which has been pretty consistent with EVs of late. Automakers are seeking to differentiate their electric models without creating a complete disconnect from the rest of their product lineup, resulting in an interesting balancing act between bizarre and beautiful.

Based on images of the 7 Series test mules, it looks as though BMW doesn’t want to stray too far from the conventional model. They’ll debut together in April, giving us a side-by-side comparison before they both go on sale later this year.

Meanwhile, what few specs BMW has provided are looking quite promising. BMW suggested that the i7 will have a driving range of 305 miles on the U.S.-specific EPA cycle. While perhaps not quite as impressive as the 350 miles provided by the Mercedes-Benz EQS, it’s more than enough to show up every all-electric model in Audi’s present lineup.

The company has also been touting an in-car theater system that looks like it might make its very first appearance on the i7. Intended for rear passengers, the 31-inch screen falls down from the roof to create a partition between the driver and the person paying their salary. Offering up to 8K resolution, the unit is much wider than a normal television and can play any content utilizing 16:9, 21:9, and even 32:9 aspect ratios. BMW says it utilizes Bowers & Wilkins surround sound system, comes with 5G connectivity, and integrated Amazon Fire TV — making it the highest resolution Fire TV currently in existence. Rear-seat occupants can even adjust their settings to dim the ambient lighting and adjust the blinds to create a more-authentic theater experience.

It’ll cost a fortune. But, considering the i7 will be even more expensive than the standard 7 Series that’s likely to eclipse $100,000 in most configurations, interested customers should easily be able to afford it.

[Images: BMW]

Matt Posky
Matt Posky

A staunch consumer advocate tracking industry trends and regulation. Before joining TTAC, Matt spent a decade working for marketing and research firms based in NYC. Clients included several of the world’s largest automakers, global tire brands, and aftermarket part suppliers. Dissatisfied with the corporate world and resentful of having to wear suits everyday, he pivoted to writing about cars. Since then, that man has become an ardent supporter of the right-to-repair movement, been interviewed on the auto industry by national radio broadcasts, driven more rental cars than anyone ever should, participated in amateur rallying events, and received the requisite minimum training as sanctioned by the SCCA. Handy with a wrench, Matt grew up surrounded by Detroit auto workers and managed to get a pizza delivery job before he was legally eligible. He later found himself driving box trucks through Manhattan, guaranteeing future sympathy for actual truckers. He continues to conduct research pertaining to the automotive sector as an independent contractor and has since moved back to his native Michigan, closer to where the cars are born. A contrarian, Matt claims to prefer understeer — stating that front and all-wheel drive vehicles cater best to his driving style.

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  • SCE to AUX SCE to AUX on Mar 20, 2022

    "BMW suggested that the i7 will have a driving range of 305 miles on the U.S.-specific EPA cycle." That's impressive, and thank you for specifying the test protocol.

  • BEPLA BEPLA on Mar 21, 2022

    The 7 never needed a massive grille in ICE form anyway. Look at the B3 Passat and the first gen Taurus and Sable - virtually grille-less cars. Look at any new BMW or Audi - At least 1/3-1/2 the grille is blocked off - and the big "vents" in the bumpers are blocked off unless you spring for an M or RS. That along with the current rage for bumperless auto design means a lot of unnecessary breakage and replacement costs when the guy parallel parked ahead of you bumps you with his beater. I can just imagine what that will cost with a Mercedes EQ(x) class and their illuminated fascias. Tesla and Lucid are on the right track with sleek and clean styling. More of that, please.

  • Jeff One less option will be available for an affordable midsize sedan. Not much can be done about GM discontinuing the Malibu. GM, Ford, and Stellantis have been discontinuing cars for the most part to focus on pickups, crossovers, and suvs. Many buyers that don't want trucks or truck like vehicles have moved onto Japanese and South Korean brands. Meanwhile large pickups and suvs continue to pile up on dealer lots with some dealers still adding market adjustments to the stickers. Even Toyota dealers have growing inventories of Tundras and Tacomas.
  • Lorenzo This car would have sold better if there was a kit to put fiberglass toast slices on the roof.
  • Lorenzo The Malibu is close to what the 1955 Bel Air was, but 6 inches shorter in height, and 3 inches shorter in wheelbase, the former making it much more difficult to get into or out of. Grandma has to sit in front (groan) and she'll still have trouble getting in and out.The '55s had long options lists, but didn't include a 91 cubic inch four with a turbo, or a continuously variable transmission. Metal and decent fabric were replaced by cheap plastic too. The 1955 price was $1765 base, or $20,600 adjusted for inflation, but could be optioned up to $3,000 +/-, or $36,000, so in the same ballpark.The fuel economy, handling, and reliability are improved, but that's about it. Other than the fact that it means one fewer sedan available, there's no reason to be sorry it's being discontinued. Put the 1955 body on it and it'll sell like hotcakes, though.
  • Calrson Fan We are already seeing multiple manufacturers steering away from EVs to Hybrids & PHEVs. Suspect the market will follow. Battery tech isn't anywhere close to where it needs to be for EV's to replace ICE's. Neither is the electrical grid or charging infrastructure. PHEV's still have the drawback that if you can't charge at home your not a potential customer. I've heard stories of people with Volts that never charge them but that's a unique kind of stupidity. If you can't or don't want to charge your PHEV then just get a hybrid.
  • AZFelix The last time I missed the Malibu was when one swerved into my lane and I had to brake hard to avoid a collision. 1 out of 5⭐️. Do not recommend.
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