QOTD: The Best and the Worst?

Steph Willems
by Steph Willems

As you read in the previous post, Lincoln has finally admitted what everyone by now knew — that the Continental’s days are numbered. The marque plans to shelve the model after pulling the plug on production at the end of the year.

Big sedans have all the appeal of an uncontrolled cough in a crowded elevator right now, so there’s dim hope that the Continental name will ever grace a stately, rear-drive sedan or coupe in anyone’s near future. At least we have our memories, though… not all of which are good ones.

Perhaps this writer is speaking for himself. Maybe you’ve never seen a Continental you didn’t love. Others will disagree and choose to play favorites.

There’s certainly a long list of vehicles from which to choose. The first-generation, Tinseltown Contis never did it for me, style-wise, but one can appreciate their presence and panache, as well as their V-12 powerplants. The exceptionally expensive, crafted-with-care Mark II of ’56-’57 was a jewel, but maybe too much of one. The unibody behemoths of the late Fifties, so hated by Robert McNamara, were Exhibit A at the Dangers of Capitalism trial.

Ah, but the slab-sided Sixties… Mmmmm, that was where it’s at. The best Continental, in this writer’s entirely subjective opinion? The ’64. Stretched three inches for that year, it best combined the minimalist elegance that defined the Kennedy-era Continentals with the hulking size that emerged later in the model’s run.

A close runner-up is the Continental Mark III (1969-1971), which deserved top billing in The French Connection. A money maker by design, the quintessential personal luxury coupe came into being after Lee Iacocca looked at the floundering four-door Thunderbird and figured its underpinnings could be put to better use. The idea certainly panned out. With margins as wide as its split front bench, the Mark III was a license to print money, as well as a gorgeous thing to look at.

Maybe your tastes lie elsewhere, though. Maybe a two-tone Mark V with the faux cabriolet roof is your bag. Maybe the bustleback of the Fox-body Continental of 1982 gets you hot under the collar — especially when you think of the oh-so-rare BMW diesel engine option. Then there’s the Mark VII and VIII coupes that aimed to inject a much-needed dose of sport into Lincoln’s calcified veins.

Is it possible your favorite Continental emerged after that date? Maybe a late-’80s example — the kind often seen with a blown rear suspension, its bumper bouncing off of speed bumps in a mall parking lot? We won’t judge you if that’s the case. Not publicly, anyway.

There’s lots to choose from here, folks. A lifetime of Continentals, but for each of you, there can be only one best and one worst. What are they?

[Images: Lincoln Motor Company, Murilee Martin/TTAC]

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  • Arthur Dailey Arthur Dailey on Jul 03, 2020

    There can be only one best and @GS455 named it. The Mark IV Pucci edition. The ultimate in brougham. Yes it was the height of the 'malaise era' but every other manufacturer was toiling under the same restrictions.A wonderful highway cruiser. A true 'boulevardier' Whether when it was new or now, if you show up in one, you will attract a crowd.

  • El scotto El scotto on Jul 06, 2020

    A Mark V for me for sentimental reasons. On warm summer nights I'd get selected to pilot a Mark V back from Cincinnati Reds games. Maybe because dad had a few too many Hudepohls and grandpa would say something about having to get up early the next morning and slipping into the back seat. Of course the AC would be off and the windows would be rolled down. 700 WLW on the AM radio and dad's 8 track tape needing pushed in. Rolling west on U.S. 50 I'd catch glimpses of small Indiana towns early in the morning. For those who raised crops and animals or knew up such things, the cool night air would bring in usually subtle scents of their activities. Freshly mowed grass, hay that had been cut that day and humus that had just been disked. Sadly, my grandpa has passed on and the small towns I passed through on U.S. 50 are slowly dying. Lincoln is going out with a fight, offering superb customer service. However, showing my mom how to play music from her phone does not nearly equal opening up a 460 Ford engine on a long straightaway.

  • MaintenanceCosts If I were shopping in this segment it would be for one of two reasons, each of which would drive a specific answer.Door 1: I all of a sudden have both a megacommute and a big salary cut and need to absolutely minimize TCO. Answer: base Corolla Hybrid. (Although in this scenario the cheapest thing would probably be to keep our already-paid-for Bolt and somehow live with one car.)Door 2: I need to use my toy car to commute, because we move somewhere where I can't do it on the bike, and don't want to rely on an old BMW every morning or pay the ensuing maintenance costs™. Answer: Civic Si. (Although if this scenario really happened to me it would probably be an up-trimmed Civic Si, aka a base manual Acura Integra.)
  • El scotto Mobile homes are built using a great deal of industrial grade glues. As a former trailer-lord I know they can out gas for years. Mobile homes and leased Kias/Sentras may be responsible for some of the responses in here.
  • El scotto Bah to all the worrywarts. A perfect used car for a young lady living near the ocean. "Atlantic Avenue" and "twisty's" are rarely used in the same sentence. Better than the Jeep she really wants.
  • 3-On-The-Tree I’ll take a naturally aspirated car because turbos are potential maintenance headaches. Expensive to fix and extra wear, heat, pressure on the engine. Currently have a 2010 Corolla and it is easy to work on, just changed the alternator an it didn’t require any special tools an lots of room.
  • El scotto Corolla for its third-world reliability.
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