QOTD: Ready to Go One-on-One?

Steph Willems
by Steph Willems
The setting: a dimly lit bar, which is the best kind of bar, and one that seems to have stepped out of another time. Old, overly varnished wood mingling with red faux leather on the chairs and booths, a stained glass lamp hanging over each corner nook, and a complete absence of daylight or identifiable exit. Are you even above ground? You can’t tell.A din registering somewhere between pleasant background murmur and raucous cacophony ensures reasonable privacy from the introvert population of this half-filled saloon. The drinks adorning tables and bartop are not mango mojitos, but brown liquors. Some with ice, most without. This is a place where long-lasting, healthy relationships are not kindled, but where more than a few businessmen have stopped in for a last drink before jumping off that overpass or going home to clean dad’s rifle. Maybe Deep Throat drank here. Maybe, somewhere out there in the brightly lit streets that may as well be a million miles away, three-piece suits and sideburns are back in vogue, and every car has an ashtray.As you ponder your surroundings, puzzled, disoriented, and more than a little intrigued, a figure moves towards your table.Somehow you just knew that a chance meeting would occur, but this is no simple random encounter. You’ve secretly, or not so secretly, desired this moment most of your life. You know the person.Tossing a coat over an empty chair, they join you at your table, snapping their fingers at the discreet-looking bartender and barking out a simple drink order that arrives in record time. You’re unnerved by their presence, but excited. As your newfound guest settles in, preparing for a long stay, their steely gaze fixes on you, eyes narrowing as they mentally size you up.And a question kicks it all off.“What would you like to know?”The person you’re drinking with is an auto industry executive, and it’s entirely likely they’ve returned from the dead in order to share a candid moment with you. It can be whomever you choose. Walter P. Chrysler, Henry Ford, John Z. DeLorean, Robert McNamara, Lee Iacocca, Bob Lutz (wait, this exercise is probably playing out in real time for him somewhere…), Mary Barra, or any one of the lesser execs throughout history who played a role in the ascendance — or downfall — of their company. It can be the creator of a certain model you covet so much. The designer of a unique engine, or sculptor of a car body you’ve lusted after since childhood.There’s plenty of stories to tell. So, whose brain have you always wanted to pick?[Image: Seller]
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  • Monkeydelmagico Monkeydelmagico on Jul 21, 2020

    Zora Duntov

  • ToolGuy ToolGuy on Jul 23, 2020

    Pass on the famous designers (they would be incredibly bored with me). Have figured out what I need to know about DeLorean, Iacocca, Lutz. Am increasingly convinced that if Alfred P. Sloan were still around in 2020, he would be working with his team of MBAs to reduce paint thickness. I would meet with William C. Durant - at his bowling alley.

  • Orange260z I'm facing the "tire aging out" issue as well - the Conti ECS on my 911 have 2017 date codes but have lots (likely >70%) tread remaining. The tires have spent quite little time in the sun, as the car has become a garage queen and has likely had ~10K kms put on in the last 5 years. I did notice that they were getting harder last year, as the car pushes more in corners and the back end breaks loose under heavy acceleration. I'll have to do a careful inspection for cracks when I get the car out for the summer in the coming weeks.
  • VoGhost Interesting comments. Back in reality, AV is already here, and the experience to date has been that AV is far safer than most drivers. But I guess your "news" didn't tell you that, for some reason.
  • Doc423 Come try to take it, Pal. Environmental Whacko.
  • 28-Cars-Later Mazda despite attractive styling has resale issues - 'Yota is always the answer.
  • 28-Cars-Later Try again.
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