Bailout Watch 364: Chrysler Is Insane

Robert Farago
by Robert Farago

Bailout fatigue? Not me. Every day I wake up wondering what new absurdity I’ll encounter in my quest to tell the truth about cars and those who make them. And just when I think it can’t get any more ridiculous—a Chrysler Fiat tie up, “strategic reviews” of dead brands, a back room bailout for an ex-Treasury Secretary’s new boss, viability plans spun out of thin air, product plans cut from the same cloth—it does. Here’s today’s hit of alternate reality: Chrysler wants—no, demands—that its suppliers cut their prices. WTF? Remind me again. Chrysler’s suppliers are making how much profit these days? I’m thinking… none. And how many cars can Chrysler build if its suppliers—make that one key supplier—can’t deliver parts? I’m thinking… none. Not that anyone’s buying Chrysler products, but blood from a stone? Aintgonnahappen.org.

And yet, there it is [via Automotive News]: “Chrysler LLC’s purchasing chief is demanding a new round of price cuts from suppliers as the automaker faces a Feb. 17 deadline to justify its federal bailout money. Scott Garberding has ordered price cuts from all suppliers effective April 1. Those would be in addition to annual price decreases required contractually of suppliers, according to a Jan. 26 Chrysler letter obtained by Automotive News.”

So Chrysler’s going to sacrifice its suppliers to get tax money to pay its suppliers to build cars no one’s buying. Fabulous! Literally.

“In his letter, Garberding offered suppliers a carrot in the form of a 90 percent share of any cost-reduction ideas they initiate. But such efforts require a long-term process of testing and evaluation.

The supplier executive said Chrysler’s mass layoffs have stripped much of the staff needed to run that program.”

You can’t make this shit up.

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  • 50merc 50merc on Jan 29, 2009

    Chrysler's policy: the components will continue to get shoddier until overall vehicle quality improves.

  • Dougfixit Dougfixit on Jan 29, 2009

    The big 3 have been beating up on us suppliers for years. I would bring up the point time and time again that they are saving a few pennies now, but paying out big bucks later in warranty and customer dissatisfaction. The supplier I worked for does business with all the big 3 and some of the transplants, yet despite their diversification, they are deathly afraid of losing business. To which I would say "Zero money is better than negative money." Anyway I am now unemployed.

  • TheEndlessEnigma These cars were bought and hooned. This is a bomb waiting to go off in an owner's driveway.
  • Kwik_Shift_Pro4X Thankfully I don't have to deal with GDI issues in my Frontier. These cleaners should do well for me if I win.
  • Theflyersfan Serious answer time...Honda used to stand for excellence in auto engineering. Their first main claim to fame was the CVCC (we don't need a catalytic converter!) engine and it sent from there. Their suspensions, their VTEC engines, slick manual transmissions, even a stowing minivan seat, all theirs. But I think they've been coasting a bit lately. Yes, the Civic Type-R has a powerful small engine, but the Honda of old would have found a way to get more revs out of it and make it feel like an i-VTEC engine of old instead of any old turbo engine that can be found in a multitude of performance small cars. Their 1.5L turbo-4...well...have they ever figured out the oil dilution problems? Very un-Honda-like. Paint issues that still linger. Cheaper feeling interior trim. All things that fly in the face of what Honda once was. The only thing that they seem to have kept have been the sales staff that treat you with utter contempt for daring to walk into their inner sanctum and wanting a deal on something that isn't a bare-bones CR-V. So Honda, beat the rest of your Japanese and Korean rivals, and plug-in hybridize everything. If you want a relatively (in an engineering way) easy way to get ahead of the curve, raise the CAFE score, and have a major point to advertise, and be able to sell to those who can't plug in easily, sell them on something that will get, for example, 35% better mileage, plug in when you get a chance, and drives like a Honda. Bring back some of the engineering skills that Honda once stood for. And then start introducing a portfolio of EVs once people are more comfortable with the idea of plugging in. People seeing that they can easily use an EV for their daily errands with the gas engine never starting will eventually sell them on a future EV because that range anxiety will be lessened. The all EV leap is still a bridge too far, especially as recent sales numbers have shown. Baby steps. That's how you win people over.
  • Theflyersfan If this saves (or delays) an expensive carbon brushing off of the valves down the road, I'll take a case. I understand that can be a very expensive bit of scheduled maintenance.
  • Zipper69 A Mini should have 2 doors and 4 cylinders and tires the size of dinner plates.All else is puffery.
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