Dead Car, Dismal Discounts

Steph Willems
by Steph Willems

Yesterday was a sad, sad day for lovers of the traditional domestic full-size sedan — a rapidly vanishing breed. The last Chevrolet Impala rolled out of Detroit-Hamtramck, and with it the last General Motors big car.

Chapter closed.

It’s a sign of the times. By the end of this year, Buick’s lineup won’t even play host to a single car, let alone a big, four-door one. Cadillac dropped its CT6 in January. But if you’re thinking that the Impala’s discontinuation will lead to immediate, juicy discounts, think again.

According to CarsDirect, buyers wishing to get into one of the final Impalas had best wait until GM gets serious about moving them off lots.

Or you should have already bought one, as up until 2 months ago GM offered a $4,750 rebate and GM Employee Pricing on 2020 models. That meant up to (and over) $7,000 in potential savings on a top-self Premier trim. Right now, there’s only a national $1,500 cash incentive on the table.

While the base Impala LT, which carried a standard 3.6-liter V6 for 2020, carries a fairly decent lease offer ($389 for 39 months with $1,899 due at signing), that deal factors in a $1,000 bonus available to existing GM lessees.

As Matthew Guy told you a couple months ago, the 2020 Impala is a sedan worth considering if you’re in the mood for a big base ride. With trim options limited to LT and Premier for the model’s truncated final model year, the new “base” model dons the aforementioned 305-horsepower V6, plus 18-inch alloy wheels, fog lamps, color-keyed trim, and cloth-and-leatherette upholstery. No longer does a base Impala buyer have to settle for a underwhelming 2.5-liter four-cylinder and bargain cloth.

Of course, this could well be the last opportunity any buyer will have to take home a new Impala, assuming their local dealer has no trouble moving the last of its stock. If bargains are your bag, you might want to risk the wait — March could bring spring flowers and discounts.

[Image: General Motors]

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  • Cprescott Cprescott on Mar 02, 2020

    Robert Yutz was also instrumental in the first generation Buick LaTosse and removing plastic cladding off of Pontiacs. He is also a documented liar and blowhard and padded his resume saying he had impact in advancing Cab Forward at Chrysler - he arrived after it had been greenlighted. And he is the father - the chief reason, why Ford had Merkur. And we know it was a huge mistake. Robert Yutz - a man of many claims - a man of no truth.

  • Moparmann Moparmann on Mar 02, 2020

    Since we now have the packaging efficiency of FWD, will someone please explain the need for INTRUSIVE consoles, and PLEASE don't say for wiring , etc. The foot wells in some/most vehicles are very cramped, especially for those of us not blessed with dainty feet! :-)

    • Ponchoman49 Ponchoman49 on Mar 09, 2020

      There is little to no reason for the ridiculous massive sardine stuffed into a can feel of today's center consoles just as there is little to no reason a family sedan that needs 20" rubber band tires or gun slit windows that you cannot see out of. It's all a current fashion trend fad that needs to go away!

  • ToolGuy First picture: I realize that opinions vary on the height of modern trucks, but that entry door on the building is 80 inches tall and hits just below the headlights. Does anyone really believe this is reasonable?Second picture: I do not believe that is a good parking spot to be able to access the bed storage. More specifically, how do you plan to unload topsoil with the truck parked like that? Maybe you kids are taller than me.
  • ToolGuy The other day I attempted to check the engine oil in one of my old embarrassing vehicles and I guess the red shop towel I used wasn't genuine Snap-on (lots of counterfeits floating around) plus my driveway isn't completely level and long story short, the engine seized 3 minutes later.No more used cars for me, and nothing but dealer service from here on in (the journalists were right).
  • Doughboy Wow, Merc knocks it out of the park with their naming convention… again. /s
  • Doughboy I’ve seen car bras before, but never car beards. ZZ Top would be proud.
  • Bkojote Allright, actual person who knows trucks here, the article gets it a bit wrong.First off, the Maverick is not at all comparable to a Tacoma just because they're both Hybrids. Or lemme be blunt, the butch-est non-hybrid Maverick Tremor is suitable for 2/10 difficulty trails, a Trailhunter is for about 5/10 or maybe 6/10, just about the upper end of any stock vehicle you're buying from the factory. Aside from a Sasquatch Bronco or Rubicon Jeep Wrangler you're looking at something you're towing back if you want more capability (or perhaps something you /wish/ you were towing back.)Now, where the real world difference should play out is on the trail, where a lot of low speed crawling usually saps efficiency, especially when loaded to the gills. Real world MPG from a 4Runner is about 12-13mpg, So if this loaded-with-overlander-catalog Trailhunter is still pulling in the 20's - or even 18-19, that's a massive improvement.
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