Not to Scale: Nurburgring, USA

Anthony Magagnoli
by Anthony Magagnoli
not to scale nurburgring usa

For those North Americans seeking to drive the famous 14-mile Nurburgring, a look-alike loop has been plotted just south of Indianapolis, IN. While most replicas are not as big as the original, the “Schweinefiletring™” is more than 12 times the size of the famed German circuit. Utilizing 175 miles of public roads through southern Indiana, its route replicates the Green Hell.

VIR’s Grand Course has frequently been claimed as the USA’s answer to the Nurburging. But, at a paltry 4.2 miles long, it pales in comparison. The only other way to experience the 14-mile challenge for yourself would be on a driving simulator. If you want to see the sights, smell the smells, and feel the g-forces, you can now do so without the need for a track car or fancy sim rig.

The original Nordshleife was 22.8km long

According to the Schweinefiletring website, the route is named after the Indiana Pork Tenderloin sandwich that Indiana is apparently known for. Schnitzelring would’ve had a better ring to it, but I gather that the term schnitzel is broader and not specific to the pork specialty.

The creators are hosting a charity rally event this coming weekend (June 22-23) called The Tire Squeal, which takes entrants from restaurant to restaurant along the route. Eating at those establishments will result in a 10 percent donation from each associated purchase being made to Gleaners Food Bank of Indiana or their own local food banks. Any additional money and food donations raised by participants will also be donated.

One of Brown County State Park’s many covered bridges

As you strap on your Piloti shoes and string-backed leather gloves, remember that the Schweinefiletring is not a closed circuit and certainly not a racetrack. These are simply engaging public roads that run through a scenic — and under-appreciated — part of the country. Likewise, if you can’t make the charity rally this weekend, you can do drive the route in full or in part any time. It’s free. In that regard, it is even better than the Nurburgring, not to mention that the pit stops are a lot tastier!

A few laps of the Schweinefiletring might be just what I need to prepare me for my first visit to the “little” Nordschleife later this fall.

[Images: Google Maps; Nurburgring.de]

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  • FreedMike FreedMike on Jun 18, 2019

    Southern Indiana has some very pretty countryside and some very friendly folks.

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    • PrincipalDan PrincipalDan on Jun 18, 2019

      @bullnuke I'm down for a pork tenderloin sandwich when I can get prepared horseradish or horseradish sauce on it.

  • Mmreeses Mmreeses on Jun 18, 2019

    So is Indiana a civil asset forfeiture state? I kid. (and I think that practice has been reined in by the Supreme Court)

  • Nrd515 I bought an '88 S10 Blazer with the 4.3. We had it 4 years and put just about 48K on it with a bunch of trips to Nebraska and S. Dakota to see relatives. It had a couple of minor issues when new, a piece of trim fell off the first day, and it had a seriously big oil leak soon after we got it. The amazinly tiny starter failed at about 40K, it was fixed under some sort of secret warranty and we got a new Silverado as a loaner. Other than that, and a couple of tires that blew when I ran over some junk on the road, it was a rock. I hated the dash instrumentation, and being built like a gorilla, it was about an inch and a half too narrow for my giant shoulders, but it drove fine, and was my second most trouble free vehicle ever, only beaten by my '82 K5 Blazer, which had zero issues for nearly 50K miles. We sold the S10 to a friend, who had it over 20 years and over 400,000 miles on the original short block! It had a couple of transmissions, a couple of valve jobs, a rear end rebuild at 300K, was stolen and vandalized twice, cut open like a tin can when a diabetic truck driver passed out(We were all impressed at the lack of rust inside the rear quarters at almost 10 years old, and it just went on and on. Ziebart did a good job on that Blazer. All three of his sons learned to drive in it, and it was only sent to the boneyard when the area above the windshield had rusted to the point it was like taking a shower when it rained. He now has a Jeep that he's put a ton of money into. He says he misses the S10's reliablity a lot these days, the Jeep is in the shop a lot.
  • Jeff S Most densely populated areas have emission testing and removing catalytic converters and altering pollution devices will cause your vehicle to fail emission testing which could effect renewing license plates. In less populated areas where emission testing is not done there would probably not be any legal consequences and the converter could either be removed or gutted both without having to buy specific parts for bypassing emissions. Tampering with emission systems would make it harder to resell a vehicle but if you plan on keeping the vehicle and literally running it till the wheels fall off there is not much that can be done if there is no emission testing. I did have a cat removed on a car long before mandatory emission testing and it did get better mpgs and it ran better. Also had a cat gutted on my S-10 which was close to 20 years old which increased performance and efficiency but that was in a state that did not require emission testing just that reformulated gas be sold during the Summer months. I would probably not do it again because after market converters are not that expensive on older S-10s compared to many of the newer vehicles. On newer vehicles it can effect other systems that are related to the operating and the running of the vehicle. A little harder to defeat pollution devices on newer vehicles with all the systems run by microprocessors but if someone wants to do it they can. This law could be addressing the modified diesels that are made into coal rollers just as much as the gasoline powered vehicles with cats. You probably will still be able to buy equipment that would modify the performance of a vehicles as long as the emission equipment is not altered.
  • ToolGuy I wonder if Vin Diesel requires DEF.(Does he have issues with Sulfur in concentrations above 15ppm?)
  • ToolGuy Presented for discussion: https://xroads.virginia.edu/~Hyper2/thoreau/civil.html
  • Kevin Ford can do what it's always done. Offer buyouts to retirement age employees, and transfers to operating facilities to those who aren't retirement age. Plus, the transition to electric isn't going to be a finger snap one time event. It's going to occur over a few model years. What's a more interesting question is: Where will today's youth find jobs in the auto industry given the lower employment levels?
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