QOTD: Feeling Unsafe?

Steph Willems
by Steph Willems

No shortage of once-innocuous locales and situations qualify as “unsafe” these days. If that bad chicken restaurant comes too close to a college campus (or Toronto), expect to see protesters demanding its removal, simply so people (ie – the protesters) can feel safe.

We’ve never been less safe in society, it seems, despite existential threats like polio, lead paint, and all-out nuclear war fading from view decades ago. Still, there are scenarios in which even those who scoff at these “unsafe spacers” grow sweaty palms.

Some cars, you see, do not instill confidence and courage.

It could be the diminutive size of the vehicle (ever been straddled by two semi trailers while travelling in a Miata?), its advanced state of disrepair or decay (“Is this seat about to fall through the floor?), or a combination of factors. Perhaps it’s just a vehicle that isn’t very big and isn’t very safe.

From time to time, we find ourselves riding in a vehicle that fits one of these descriptions. Here’s a recent conveyance I’ll avoid like the plague:

Nope, it wasn’t even the four-door model, either. The egg-shaped third-generation Hyundai Accent had one main selling point: its low, low price. Everything else — passenger room, power, appearance, and especially crash worthiness — sucked hard. I rented one once and walked away cursing the thing. Much more recently, a friend’s parent’s car took up residence in her driveway.

You author’s scalp almost hits the headliner near the trailing edge of the windshield. Seat pushed back to its maximum extent, legroom is still lacking, leading the mind to ponder what injuries might crop up in even a moderate front-impact crash. How tall would I be after emerging from the wreck?

To be frank, it feels like a death trap, and IIHS data partly justifies my fears (while Hyundai greatly increased quality and safety for the fourth-generation Accent, it doesn’t help anyone travelling in this fragile egg).

So, B&B, what vehicle in your life, or at least roaming around the periphery, leaves you feeling unsafe?

[Image: Hyundai]

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  • Stereorobb Stereorobb on May 03, 2019

    these really are unsafe cars. i can think of at least 15 fatal crashes involving these right off the top of my head. they are not good cars. they are throwaway econoboxes but they do seem to have staying power. they are always beat to hell but i see them everywhere. only car i ever had that i felt truly unsafe in and honestly pretty miserable in all the way around, was a 2003 kia spectra that a roommate just abandoned at my house when he broke his lease. it was the equivalent of him squatting and taking a dump in my driveway. it ran and drove but what a wretched wretched little thing it was. not even worthy as a junk bomb around the neighborhood car. it was a prison on wheels, had zero guts and could barley get out of its own way. it was dull grey with grey interior. nothing special or cool about it in any way at all. not to mention it was tin can cheap and cars passing in traffic felt like it would be blown off the road when i was in it. this car didnt deserve to be loved. it deserved to be scored and picked on. when i drove it it made me angry and want to fight people. i gave it to my sister who is notoriously awful to her cars and doesnt do even the basic maintenance to them. she put it out of its misery fairly quickly. ending the sad pathetic insignificant cars life, in a sad pathetic way.

  • Tankinbeans Tankinbeans on May 06, 2019

    The last vehicle I drove that felt slightly unsafe would have been my 98 T10 Blazer. Short wheelbase, narrow stance, high center of gravity led to that feeling wonky.

  • ToolGuy The other day I attempted to check the engine oil in one of my old embarrassing vehicles and I guess the red shop towel I used wasn't genuine Snap-on (lots of counterfeits floating around) plus my driveway isn't completely level and long story short, the engine seized 3 minutes later.No more used cars for me, and nothing but dealer service from here on in (the journalists were right).
  • Doughboy Wow, Merc knocks it out of the park with their naming convention… again. /s
  • Doughboy I’ve seen car bras before, but never car beards. ZZ Top would be proud.
  • Bkojote Allright, actual person who knows trucks here, the article gets it a bit wrong.First off, the Maverick is not at all comparable to a Tacoma just because they're both Hybrids. Or lemme be blunt, the butch-est non-hybrid Maverick Tremor is suitable for 2/10 difficulty trails, a Trailhunter is for about 5/10 or maybe 6/10, just about the upper end of any stock vehicle you're buying from the factory. Aside from a Sasquatch Bronco or Rubicon Jeep Wrangler you're looking at something you're towing back if you want more capability (or perhaps something you /wish/ you were towing back.)Now, where the real world difference should play out is on the trail, where a lot of low speed crawling usually saps efficiency, especially when loaded to the gills. Real world MPG from a 4Runner is about 12-13mpg, So if this loaded-with-overlander-catalog Trailhunter is still pulling in the 20's - or even 18-19, that's a massive improvement.
  • Lou_BC "That’s expensive for a midsize pickup" All of the "offroad" midsize trucks fall in that 65k USD range. The ZR2 is probably the cheapest ( without Bison option).
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