QOTD: Falling Victim to Obsession?
You are an obsession
I cannot sleep
I am your possession
Unopened at your feet
There’s no balance
Be still; I will not accept defeat
The lyrics to that old ’80s song, which arguably marks the pinnacle of that decade’s cheesy musical excess, applies here to some degree — albeit without the remarkably dark and disturbing subtext.
We’re not talking abduction, forcible confinement, and a heinous act that’s best left unstated here. No siree. We’re talking an obsession of the automotive variety. The pursuit of a certain type of perfection that often leads to misery and tears.
Certain imperfections can worm their way into a driver’s brain. A blemish, a rattle, a squeak, an electrical gremlin, a ghost deep in the machine — anything that turns a masterpiece, or even just something good, into a source of irritation can weigh on the mind.
Like the museum curator who spots a flicked booger on a Van Gogh, the urge to remove the blemish can be strong. Perhaps stronger than the person in pursuit.
It’s not a complex example (and I’m sure I’ve mentioned it before), but a friend once spent weeks and hundreds of dollars attempting to recreate showroom-quality bumpers on a 15-year-old car that was anything but a cream puff. Every day and night he’d be out there, sanding, sanding some more, filling, sanding yet again, priming, painting until the moon came up, only to find a new imperfection the next day. Incomplete coverage. A dimple in the paint. Some bottom-of-the-can splatter.
Ultimately, and despite my attempts at intervention (“My God, man — these bumpers are your white whale! Desist from this madness!”), a neighbor suggested the application of a caustic material to remove all paint, thus freeing up a blank canvas. It was blank alright. That acid was not meant for plastic body panels.
They say perfection is the enemy of good. Well, my friend’s pursuit of perfection eventually made “good” an impossibility. Those bumpers looked like hot garbage till the day he sent the thing to the wreckers.
Has obsession ever consumed you, dear reader? If so, describe the automotive malady that set it off. Did you come out on top?
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