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Down On The Mile High Street: How To Look Cool Getting Picked Up at the Airport

by Murilee Martin
(IC: employee)
March 14th, 2011 1:46 AM
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I do a lot of air traveling in my role as Chief Justice of the LeMons Supreme Court, which means I spend a lot of time at Shadow Government World Headquarters, aka Denver International Airport. My ride was coming to get me in a late-model Subaru Outback, i.e. the type of vehicle driven by approximately 70% of Colorado drivers… but this traveler climbed into an early, no-frills Ford Falcon. Yes, I was envious.

At the moment I looked up and saw this fine automobile, I had been thinking about Detroit’s struggles to build a good/big-selling compact car in the post-Falcon (and post-Chevy II) era. What would a 2011 equivalent of a 1960 Falcon be like?
Published March 14th, 2011 1:00 PM
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"What would a 2011 equivalent of a 1960 Falcon be like?" Is this some kind of trick question? http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRWK3WiHfbsoEFxGRQ1lJdKzN6z8_IxU-sRmJd8637LQdcRBvvi
The 2011 equivalent of a 1960 Falcon is the new VW Jetta.