Curbside Classics Bite The Dust

Paul Niedermeyer
by Paul Niedermeyer

I feel like I’ve become the godfather to hundreds of old cars around town, so when one or more disappears from its usual spot, I usually suspect the worst. And for the second time, I’ve actually witnessed the event, and this time documented it. This Regal Coupe has been a faithful resident near our house, but the other day we stumbled on this sad event. From the long faces of the owner and his fellow mourner, it looks serious. And I have not seen it return since. But fear not; I had already shot it long ago, and it will (re)appear on these pages post-mortem in full CC glory. The other two victims will not:

I don’t go chasing accidents, but when I came across the aftermath of this punch out of two similar-vintage Japanese pickups, I couldn’t resist. The Nissan Hardbody gets the KO, but it’s not likely to survive either.

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  • Afuller Afuller on Nov 12, 2010

    Back in the early 90's I was lucky enough to find an '81 Regal with a blown 3.8 for a few hundred dollars. The body was imaculate other than a dented trunk lid where the PO had likely backed into something. I dropped a lightly breathed on 400 SBC in it and backed it with a TH400, I kept burning up the TH350s, and drove it for a number of years. It's still the one car I look back on with regret for selling.

  • Don1967 Don1967 on Nov 13, 2010

    Paul, there must be a fountain of youth where you live. My family had two early-eighties cars like this (Olds Cutlass and Pontiac LeMans), and they both fell long before the Berlin wall did. Within 8 years they went from shiny new metal to rusted-out carcasses with dead powertrains and a long list of replacement parts. The local mechanic was the only person who cried when we switched to Honda, but then again he was driving one himself.

  • Ajla My only experience with this final version of the Malibu was a lady in her 70s literally crying to me about having one as a loaner while her Equinox got its engine replaced under warranty. The problem was that she could not comfortably get in and out of it.
  • CoastieLenn Back around 2009-2010, a friend of mine had a manual xB and we installed a Blitz supercharger kit. Was a really fun little unit after that.
  • Ajla What is Chevrolet going to run in NASCAR? I get that there is basically no connection to street cars any longer but I still don't see them putting Blazer or Corvette stickers on their stuff.
  • CKNSLS Sierra SLT Since they are the darling of the rental fleets I have probably spent about 5,000 miles in two different Malibus. I was ready to be discouraged. But for what they are-they are a competent riding vehicle and they get close to 40mpg cursing at a reasonable speed. A little too much plastic in the interior-making it look "cheap". But if I was looking for a competent sedan I would consider an off rental one at a decent price. A new one would suffer massive depreciation-probably.
  • Arthur Dailey Kinda wish that I had bought one back in 2011. Yes I know that some here prefer the first generation to the second. But the first was not available new in Canada.I didn't appreciate the centre mounted instrument panel.However one of my children had one as a week long rental and much preferred it to the Prius that she had previously.
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