Curbside Classic Outtakes: There's No Place Like Home Edition

Paul Niedermeyer
by Paul Niedermeyer

Why do I love old cars? And Eugene? There’s nothing better to answer that question than a week spent away from them both of them. Visiting parents and family in Towson, MD, I didn’t see a single worthy Curbside Classic, except the tail ends of a couple of interesting cars safely tucked into the colonial-style brick garages that perfectly match the house, or the one next door, or every house in the neighborhood, since they’re all essentially alike sitting shoulder-to shoulder in a green sea of identically planted and perfectly groomed lawns, with all the dogwoods in bloom, and the predictable silver or beige Camry in the driveway. The typical Eugene streetscape above is truly a sight for my sore eyes (can you identify the vehicle in the driveway?). Without judging, to each their own. And I’ve found mine.

Thanks to an endless round of visiting, perusing old family pictures, hikes, a brief overnight to NYC, and finally a dead hard drive in the lap-top, the immersion was complete, as was the cutting of the TTAC umbilical cord. Just as well, as it will quite likely be the last time we all gather with my parents under their roof. It was a time to rediscover one’s roots, with stories going back numerous generations.

There was the one about my great grand uncle Fritz, who hid a saw in his coat when he had to serve detention at school, and cut off all the legs of the classroom benches and tables. Or the obvious disappointment my grandfather felt about my father being a skinny little nerd instead of a swashbuckling über-male like himself, with big scars on his face from the fencing duels he reveled in. Most families have their dysfunctionalities, and without dwelling on ours here, it’s probably pretty obvious to me that my intense passion with cars from my first days was a way to form alternative bonds. Or am I over analyzing?

We can’t choose our family, but we can choose where we live, and our friends and cars we surround ourselves with. I need to live in a place where old cars are abundant, and not hidden away from sight. Because they are my friends too; just as they were when I was a toddler on the streets of Innsbruck. I miss them sorely when I’m away from them, and can’t imagine living in a place devoid of their presence. Maybe it’s social dysfunctionality, or maybe not, because where there are old cars on the street, there are usually interesting folks nearby too, not hidden out of sight.

A week separated from Curbside Classics and TTAC has both renewed family bonds as well as my passion for my work here. I’ve never been happier in my life, as Stephanie will attest. To be able to share my finds and old friends with you, my TTAC friends, as well as to write and talk about the current happenings in the car world is incredibly fulfilling, and a dream come true. I’m brimming with ideas for articles; the challenges is to find the time for them all. And thanks to Bertel Schmitt for helping to pick up the slack in my (and Edward’s) absence. Aren’t there any old The East Glows sitting on the curbs in Beijing, Bertel?

Enough emoting. I’ve got a full week’s worth of Curbside Classics and other articles to get started on. And as long as I find old cars of interest and random scenes like this man painting a van with a brush, with his bicycle laying at his side, I will be inspired and motivated (don’t ask why). I know Eugene isn’t everyone’s cup of tea, and I’m more than ok with that ( I wouldn’t want it to get crowded here). But I’m hoping that the glaring absence of any Towson Edition Curbside Classics makes Eugene a bit more palatable for those of you.

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  • Olddavid Olddavid on Apr 12, 2010

    Is it a Borgwarg (Borgward?) -amino? It has the shape of one of those old German bizarro cars (DKW or 3wheeled BMW,anyone?), but I cannot remember if the coupes had a fender that long. When I was a lad, our trips to relatives in Canada allowed me to see many unusual cars that weren't common here- even before DOT or NHTSA. Hell, they sold Lada's new until about 1988- there was a dealership on Edmonton Trail in Calgary that I passed every day on my commute. When I was up at Christmas, I actually saw an operational Renault Dauphine driving in near zero (Fahrenheit) weather.

  • Daanii2 Daanii2 on Apr 12, 2010

    We just drove through Eugene twice on our way to and from Canada on our vacation. Having read so many TTAC columns about the place, when coming back I had to get off the freeway to see Eugene/Springfield in real life. It was just a quick glimpse. But it is an interesting place. Now I'll enjoy future columns even more.

  • Jalop1991 In a manner similar to PHEV being the correct answer, I declare RPVs to be the correct answer here.We're doing it with certain aircraft; why not with cars on the ground, using hardware and tools like Telsa's "FSD" or GM's "SuperCruise" as the base?Take the local Uber driver out of the car, and put him in a professional centralized environment from where he drives me around. The system and the individual car can have awareness as well as gates, but he's responsible for the driving.Put the tech into my car, and let me buy it as needed. I need someone else to drive me home; hit the button and voila, I've hired a driver for the moment. I don't want to drive 11 hours to my vacation spot; hire the remote pilot for that. When I get there, I have my car and he's still at his normal location, piloting cars for other people.The system would allow for driver rest period, like what's required for truckers, so I might end up with multiple people driving me to the coast. I don't care. And they don't have to be physically with me, therefore they can be way cheaper.Charge taxi-type per-mile rates. For long drives, offer per-trip rates. Offer subscriptions, including miles/hours. Whatever.(And for grins, dress the remote pilots all as Johnnie.)Start this out with big rigs. Take the trucker away from the long haul driving, and let him be there for emergencies and the short haul parts of the trip.And in a manner similar to PHEVs being discredited, I fully expect to be razzed for this brilliant idea (not unlike how Alan Kay wasn't recognized until many many years later for his Dynabook vision).
  • B-BodyBuick84 Not afraid of AV's as I highly doubt they will ever be %100 viable for our roads. Stop-and-go downtown city or rush hour highway traffic? I can see that, but otherwise there's simply too many variables. Bad weather conditions, faded road lines or markings, reflective surfaces with glare, etc. There's also the issue of cultural norms. About a decade ago there was actually an online test called 'The Morality Machine' one could do online where you were in control of an AV and choose what action to take when a crash was inevitable. I think something like 2.5 million people across the world participated? For example, do you hit and most likely kill the elderly couple strolling across the crosswalk or crash the vehicle into a cement barrier and almost certainly cause the death of the vehicle occupants? What if it's a parent and child? In N. America 98% of people choose to hit the elderly couple and save themselves while in Asia, the exact opposite happened where 98% choose to hit the parent and child. Why? Cultural differences. Asia puts a lot of emphasis on respecting their elderly while N. America has a culture of 'save/ protect the children'. Are these AV's going to respect that culture? Is a VW Jetta or Buick Envision AV going to have different programming depending on whether it's sold in Canada or Taiwan? how's that going to effect legislation and legal battles when a crash inevitibly does happen? These are the true barriers to mass AV adoption, and in the 10 years since that test came out, there has been zero answers or progress on this matter. So no, I'm not afraid of AV's simply because with the exception of a few specific situations, most avenues are going to prove to be a dead-end for automakers.
  • Mike Bradley Autonomous cars were developed in Silicon Valley. For new products there, the standard business plan is to put a barely-functioning product on the market right away and wait for the early-adopter customers to find the flaws. That's exactly what's happened. Detroit's plan is pretty much the opposite, but Detroit isn't developing this product. That's why dealers, for instance, haven't been trained in the cars.
  • Dartman https://apnews.com/article/artificial-intelligence-fighter-jets-air-force-6a1100c96a73ca9b7f41cbd6a2753fdaAutonomous/Ai is here now. The question is implementation and acceptance.
  • FreedMike If Dodge were smart - and I don't think they are - they'd spend their money refreshing and reworking the Durango (which I think is entering model year 3,221), versus going down the same "stuff 'em full of motor and give 'em cool new paint options" path. That's the approach they used with the Charger and Challenger, and both those models are dead. The Durango is still a strong product in a strong market; why not keep it fresher?
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