Question of the Day: What's Your Take On Outlawing Truck Nutz?
Oh dear. Looks like Florida, the wang-shaped state, passed a transportation bill through the Senate with an amendment imposing a $60 fine on truck owners who choose to dangle Truck Nutz (AKA Bullz Ballz, Truck Balls, Bulls Balls) from their trailer hitches. Talk about your tax dollars at work. My opinion on this is pretty cut and dried — what could matter less? Seriously, you want me to believe that a bunch of adults tasked with running one of the most populous and prosperous states in the Union are worried about plastic reproductions of bull testicles? Look, hanging Truck Nutz off your F-150 is stupid. Taking away someone's right to hang said Nutz is even stupider. Remember, if you outlaw Truck Nutz, then only outlaws will have Truck Nutz. And one more thing — this is taking place in Tallahassee, the only state capital that has a drive through liquor store next to a drive through porn shop three blocks down the street. What does that have to do with Truck Nutz? Nothing, but I'm just saying. Yeah, so, you?
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