Junkyard Find: 1988 Dodge Aries LE Station Wagon

Murilee Martin
by Murilee Martin

Given that just about everything Chrysler built for much of the 1980s and 1990s had some connection to the original K Platform, I don’t pay much attention to Ks when I see them in the junkyard. In fact, this ’83 Aries was the last “pure” K Car we’ve seen in this series. When I see an Aries K wagon with perfect Whorehouse Red interior, however, that’s when I reach for my revolver camera.

The interior of this car looks showroom-spotless, right down to the I Can’t Believe It’s Not Velour™ upholstery and You’d Have To Suspend The Crap Out Of Your Disbelief To Think This Is Real Wood™ interior trim.

The Chrysler 2.2 engine had an overhead cam and electronic fuel injection by 1988, which made it comparable to the powerplant of an intergalactic starship when placed side-by-side with the Stone Age GM Iron Duke engine.

You’d hope that this space-saver spare was just used to get the car onto the flatbed for its final ride to the junkyard, but I’m betting that the last owner of this car put 5,000 high-speed highway miles on it. It’s a K-Car tradition.

Chrysler figured that reminding customers about front-wheel-drive would somehow sell more cars, because… the Accord had front-wheel-drive?

We really can’t talk about the K-Cars without discussing the United States government’s bailout of Chrysler in 1979. Oh, sure, the Chrysler Jihad will tell you that it wasn’t a real bailout, because loan guarantees aren’t the same as cash handouts… but what would have happened to those loans if Chrysler had gone under? Pay up, Uncle Sam! Anyway, happy ending, because the K bought Chrysler another quarter-century of life.








Murilee Martin
Murilee Martin

Murilee Martin is the pen name of Phil Greden, a writer who has lived in Minnesota, California, Georgia and (now) Colorado. He has toiled at copywriting, technical writing, junkmail writing, fiction writing and now automotive writing. He has owned many terrible vehicles and some good ones. He spends a great deal of time in self-service junkyards. These days, he writes for publications including Autoweek, Hagerty and The Truth About Cars.

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  • Capev86 Capev86 on Mar 24, 2013

    forgot to mention that that the "FWD reminder" was used to fill the hole above the column when a floor shifter was used in leu of a column shift. the auto on the floor is kinda stupid, but it makes a 5spd swap much easier because the bracket for the shifter is already welded to the floor. not only did a lot of families roll in K cars in the 80's, but they were also popular with many police departments. even a 2.5 couldn't catch a 69 Roadrunner on the open road, but in cities idling economy is more important than top speed. and a smaller car can snake through traffic much easier than a big one. ever notice how motorcycle and bike cops are very prevalent during the summer months? oh...and the cop package "scout car" K's had a couple trick pieces that i managed to find for my project.....an oil pressure gauge (replaces the idiot light) and a 125mpgh gauge instead of the 85mph unit that was federally mandated on civilian cars in the early 80's.

  • Armadamaster Armadamaster on Mar 05, 2014

    My used car dealer friend used to rent these off his lot well into the 1990's, loved them for rental beaters, & the later model Acclaims, Sundances, Dynastys too.

  • Normie I'd hate to have to actually use that awkwardly mounted spare tire in a roadside fix scenario. Bumper jack? Tote around a 40 lb. floor jack? That's a high ridin' buggy!
  • TMA1 That interior is exactly what you'd expect out of a Sweden/China collaboration: minimilist, but also extremely cheap and flimsy. Congrats to them on making the Dodge Charger look like a good idea.
  • Calrson Fan Too heavy, too expensive and lacking immensely in towing capability compared to a gas truck. I'll add terrible resale value to boot. Imagine how quickly this obese Silverado will go thru a set of of expensive tires. What? mayb 40K miles if you're lucky and they're shot. To think GM $hit canned the Volt/Voltec & gave us this useless road disaster along with the Hummer EV. It boggles the mind.
  • Jeff I always liked Isuzu having owned an Isuzu in the past.
  • Mtb138493630 Try working in aviation. Every single nut and bolt must be traceable back to its origin
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