As the year pivots from frustrating lockdowns amid a terrifying pandemic to utter lawlessness in the streets, we’ve all probably been waking up on the wrong side of the bed on a daily basis. Today, your author roused himself feeling particularly bitter as he realized the sniffle from last night has evolved into something a little more persistent. That’s going to keep me on the sidelines while my neighbors decide whether to protest brutality or embrace it fully by ensuring another quadrant of the city is razed. Perhaps I should have splurged on a fancier pack of masks, surely then this 2020 would have all worked out in my favor.
Now would be the perfect time to share the hollow virtue-signaling coming from the leadership at Ford and General Motors, both of which have announced they’re finally ready to tackle discrimination head-on several days after the tragic killing of George Floyd. But you know that would be pointless because — and I can’t put too fine a point on this — they are automakers and nobody sane wants their corporate opinion on racial politics.
So we’re covering the new Batmobile (below the break), which was only controversial in 1995 because someone designed it to look exactly like a giant phallus (above).
The new Batmobile is impressively un-penislike, going so far as to resemble an actual automobile. While we’ve only gotten a handful of teaser images of the actual car, concept artist Jeff Frost released some new photos on his website over the weekend. Based on stills from the film, the model shared by Frost seems to have been the design director Matt Reeves decided to run with and gives us an excellent idea of what the film car will look like. However, he may never have intended for the images to get out into the public. The page where they were originally posted was swiftly made private after the media took notice.
In The Batman, Bruce Wayne’s extensive collection of prized automobiles will be capped off by a retro-futuristic muscle car highly reminiscent of Dodge’s Challenger. Though there’s not much to denote it as any specific model beyond its general shape. It’s more of an amalgamation of all things brash and American that might have rolled of an assembly line between the Johnson and Trump administrations.
It’s also a throwback to the Batmobiles of yore. Most of the cars Batman has been forced to ride around in since the 1990s have been custom builds from the ground up. In the comics, Wayne has to make due modifying real cars that frequently have to be retrofitted, repaired, or replaced. It was among my favorite bat-related subplots and the next movie is supposed to address this by giving us a real-world Batman just cutting his teeth on late-night justice. I’m holding out hope for an extended wrenching scene where Alfred spends 20 minutes trying to fish out a screw that has fallen into the engine bay. But will understand if they have to cut it down to a lean 10 due to time constraints.
The film comes out on October 1st, 2021. We’re guessing a trailer or two will be released long before that. Expect us to share anything that spends significant time on one of the greatest movie-car lineages in history and ignore just about everything else.
[Images: Warner Bros; Jeff Frost]
Thanks for posting this, Matt! Hope you get feeling better and it turns out to be nothing but a minor Spring cold.
Same here, Matt.
I kind of like the simplistic (for a Batmobile) design. Rear engine, tubular frame, what looks like heavy front and side armor, and great big meats out back. What’s not to like?
Also the front panel on the hood is just made for machine guns or missile launchers to pop out of!
One of those meats is on backwards.
Nah, that is so it can do a tank turn doncha know!
Batmobile? Are you sure it’s not a new Lexus?
Retrofitted Chrysler Conquest. Just basing that on the outward fender flares. the grill looks to be Charger-ish.
I personally sort of like that prototype tank/tactical jumper thing in some of the recent films. Kind of what you would expect a billionaire vigilante to drive.
“Wayne has to make due modifying real cars that frequently have to be retrofitted, repaired, or replaced”
Wait, I’m on track to be Batman now?
I want to see billionaire Bruce Wayne find a loose 10mm socket in the floorboard.
You know what, take the center wing off of the Batman forever batmobile and it isn’t bad looking at all. In fact, probably as good as the burton batmobile. The new one isn’t bad at all but I prefer the more custom style batmobiles to a more conventional car approach.
Gimme the Tumbler any day of the week over these…
+1
Sedans are so unconventional now that they are outlandish enough to be the Batmobile.
Heady times, these…
Yup. The Tunbler remains undefeated.
Looks like an appearance package for a Challenger. Kind of like how kids-show heroes are jointly developed by the toymakers who will build them for sale in your local Target toy aisle.