About-face: BMW's Design Language Is a Product of Our Time, So Expect More Grille in Your Future

Steph Willems
by Steph Willems

There’s little doubt that BMW’s design language, at least since the dawn of the 21st century, reflects the prevailing culture of the day. In the 2000s, the brand’s Chris Bangle-penned cars hosted all the eye glitter and booty action a viewer could handle, perfect for an era in which My Humps became an unlikely top hit.

Fast-forward a decade, and the designs of Bangle’s protege, Adrian van Hooydonk, are a perfect representation of today’s social media-led outrage culture. Big, gaping mouths screaming into a void filled with other, equally prominent mouths. We’re in the age of the big mouth, drowning in the polarization that rises in its wake, but van Hooydonk has no intention of reeling in Bimmer’s ever-expanding grilles anytime soon.

Speaking to Autocar, van Hooydonk addressed the brand’s design direction ⁠— a path most recently illustrated by Bimmer’s hungry-looking Concept 4 Series Coupe (seen above and below, cloaked in red). Like the recently refreshed 7 Series sedan and new X7 crossover, it too boats kidneys so swollen, bystanders might reach for their phones to call 911.

The brand’s design boss seemed to say that it’s better to be talked about in unpleasant terms by a subset of pissed-off superfans than it is to not be talked about at all.

“I’m not a psychologist but I know BMW is a brand that not only has customers, it has fans. They know our entire design history and have strong opinions on that,” van Hooydonk said on the sidelines of the Frankfurt Motor Show. “I don’t think that’s a bad thing, it means we have really connected with these people on an emotional level. Okay, I know that there might be some discussion with fans because they’ve grown to love what you’ve just done and you’re changing it already.”

It was at Frankfurt that BMW hinted at the next 4 Series with a slinky coupe bearing an oversized version of the brand’s trademark kidney grille. Like other recent Bimmers, this concept’s frontal openings have grown morbidly obese, reaching for the floor and the sky all at once. Love it or hate it, it’s something to notice.

“As a company, you have to keep moving,” he continued. “The minute you start standing still, you become an easy target. The market is very competitive now, more than ever. But the hardest thing to do is make changes while you are successful. If you are no longer successful, people will immediately start saying you need to make changes, but then you are in panic mode.”

Few design features are as noticeable as a car’s grille, and as BMW moves towards simpler, more expressive designs, you can expect the grille to do more of the visual heavy lifting. Of course, you’ll eventually reach a point where you’ve used up all remaining real estate (as seen with Toyota’s latest Avalon). The Lexus brand, also a fan of gaping maws, is probably working on a spindle replacement, having taken the design probably as far as it can.

Already fused in the middle and growing in width and height, BMW’s signature kidneys can only go so far before they either stop being an instantly recognizable brand element, or simply run out of room.

[Images: BMW Group, Chris Tonn/TTAC]

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  • Jeff S Jeff S on Oct 11, 2019

    Add curb feelers and gold plastic Limited name plates along the fender skirts, opera windows, landau roofs, turbo badges, and wire wheels covers with spinners.

  • Boff Boff on Oct 12, 2019

    I look at those vile grilles and what springs to mind is "What's Up, Doc?"

  • Lorenzo People don't want EVs, they want inexpensive vehicles. EVs are not that. To paraphrase the philosopher Yogi Berra: If people don't wanna buy 'em, how you gonna stop 'em?
  • Ras815 Ok, you weren't kidding. That rear pillar window trick is freakin' awesome. Even in 2024.
  • Probert Captions, pleeeeeeze.
  • ToolGuy Companies that don't have plans in place for significant EV capacity by this timeframe (2028) are going to be left behind.
  • Tassos Isn't this just a Golf Wagon with better styling and interior?I still cannot get used to the fact how worthless the $ has become compared to even 8 years ago, when I was able to buy far superior and more powerful cars than this little POS for.... 1/3rd less, both from a dealer, as good as new, and with free warranties. Oh, and they were not 15 year olds like this geezer, but 8 and 9 year olds instead.
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