QOTD: More Money Than Sense?

Matthew Guy
by Matthew Guy

You know the type: it’s the one who starts their ad with “RARE!” and ends it with “I know what I’ve got!!!1!” No matter what type of cars you’re into – classic muscle, JDM imports, or modern supercars – there’s almost always one person in the crew who thinks what they own is worth a king’s ransom.

Never, though, have I even seen someone so massively, incredibly, ginormously overvalue their car like this seller.

Look, there’s nothing wrong with setting an asking price more than your car is worth. At the very least, it gives you a bit of negotiating room. At worst, it leads to the thing sitting in your driveway (or worse, your lot) until it celebrates its next birthday.

But this Caprice, listed on eBay by the seller for $300,000, is priced like something I’ve never seen. Painted refrigerator white, it does appear to be perhaps the cleanest Box Caprice I’ve ever seen. According to the seller (in ALL CAPS, natch), this is a handbuilt one-of-one prototype, with “definition technology” and “to much to list.” Erm, okay.

According to a few other internet sleuths, this same car was offered for sale in the past, once for 10 millions dollars and another time for 1.5 million dollars.

I recall, ages ago, driving with a high school buddy trying to find a good car for that year’s demolition derby. A mid-80s Grand Marquis appeared, parked in the weedy ditch outside the owner’s home in a one-road town. The owner, an older gent, ambled out and spoke to us about all the “good parts” still left on the car. Keep in mind, this not-so-Grand Marquis was rustier than an anchor.

“I’ll take four for it…” the white-haired man said, chainsmoking unfiltered Player’s.

Four hundred bucks, I thought. It’s a start, if I can get him down to two fifty…

“…but I suppose I could go down to $3,500.”

Needless to say, we beat feet back to the truck. What’s the most gonzo-priced car you’ve ever happened upon?

[Image: Mr Hicks46/ Flickr ( CC BY-SA 2.0)]

Matthew Guy
Matthew Guy

Matthew buys, sells, fixes, & races cars. As a human index of auto & auction knowledge, he is fond of making money and offering loud opinions.

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  • JK43123 JK43123 on Jul 31, 2017

    Any used pickup these days. 10 years old, 130k miles, 23 grant? Yeah right.

    • NoGoYo NoGoYo on Jul 31, 2017

      I saw a Chevy 3500 with the 6.0(!!!) and 235k miles selling for like 8 grand around here. That's used up!

  • Erikstrawn Erikstrawn on Aug 01, 2017

    I've been accused of being that guy. About ten years ago the transmission in my wife's beat-to-hell Lumina crapped out and I put the car on craigslist for $300. Some guy called several times asking if I'd take $100 for it, even though I could have dragged it across the scales for more. I kept turning him down and finally he said, "You're never going to get $300 for that piece of $#!+!". The next day I got a call from a body shop owner. He came out, took one look at the front end and handed me $300.

  • 28-Cars-Later Actually pretty appealing (apparently I'm doing this now). On a similar note, a friend of mine had a difficult situation with a tenant which led to eviction and apparently the tenant has abandoned a 2007 Jag S-Type with unknown miles in the garage so he called me for an opinion. Before checking I said $2-3 max, low and behold I'm just that good with the 3.0L clocking in at $2,3 on average (oddly the 4.2 V8 version only pulls $2,9ish) and S-Types after MY05 are supposedly decent.
  • DO I have owned a 2012 LR4 since day one and it has been the best vehicle I have ever had the pleasure of having in the garage. I know how easy it is to hate on Land Rover but this LR4 is comfortable, has a ton of storage room and is so versatile. With 110k miles, mine is now relegated to ‘other’ car use but is still the go to for off road adventures and snow runs. Nice to see one featured here - I think they are so underrated.
  • Tane94 I'd be curious to know whether 87 octane is no longer the most popular grade of gasoline by sales volume. My Costco often runs out of Premium grade and I suspect 93 octane might now be the most popular grade of gas. Paying 40-50 cents more per gallon 87 vs 93 octane because of turbo engines is the real story
  • Redapple2 125 large? You re getting into 911 territory.
  • Redapple2 Industry worst quality prevents any serious consideration. I ll take an Evil gm Vampire Denali first.
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