QOTD: What Strange Object Made a Sudden Impact With Your Ride?

Matthew Guy
by Matthew Guy
qotd what strange object made a sudden impact with your ride

It came out of nowhere — abruptly, suddenly, and violently — like an action scene in a Martin Scorsese movie. A deafening bang drowned out the music on my radio and rattled my one good eardrum. This was followed by an explosion of green leaves, a savage hammering of the brake pedal, and a lot of creative swearing.

Someone had thrown a damn cabbage at my car.

Only thing is, it wasn’t my car. I had just gotten a new demo from the dealership — a full-sized sedan as a reward for making the company an obscene amount of money on a string of Very Profitable Deals. Come to think of it, the Dealer Principal should’ve given me a truck. No matter. At least I was out of the compact car that smelled like Keith Richard’s ashtray.

It was a Saturday evening and I was driving through town on my way to see some long-forgotten girl. As I goosed the throttle to make it up the hill just past the sporting goods store, that cabbage struck the top corner of the windshield and exploded into what seemed like a million leafy greens. In retrospect, I was lucky. Cabbages are dense; a broadside strike amidships would’ve left quite the dent. Good thing the miscreants were poor shots.

Without thinking, I cranked the wheel to the right and gave chase. Reaching the sidewalk, I hove the car in Park, jumped out, and tore after them on foot. Yes, this was a bad idea and no, I wasn’t thinking. My 6’6” frame is a deterrent to most troublemakers but not all of them. Fortunately, this was about 15 years ago when crime was so nonexistent in our capital city that the police had only recently started carrying guns.

I chased the young skeets to a townhouse and watched them vault inside the place like Sergey Bubka while slamming the front door. Naturally, I marched up and pounded on that door, demanding a pound of flesh (or a cabbage to throw back at them, if I remember my diatribe correctly). The woman who answered the door said she was in charge of the skeets, looked at me plaintively, and promised they would be dealt with. She probably gave them more cabbages.

What’s the weirdest thing ever to hit your car? Almost everyone has a story, whether it was an errant piece of trash, an act of malice, or some roadkill you vaporized on the way to the cottage. What’s yours?

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  • Turf3 Turf3 on May 16, 2017

    1) Canada goose, hit at 80 mph. Bent the AC condenser and broke some parts of the plastic front bumper. 2) Ladder, lying flat on a dark on-ramp, hit with my van, almost successfully straddled it, but not quite, no damage. 3) 4 wheel offroad vehicle came off a pickup in front of me, bounced a number of times, rolled off road into ditch. 4) Last section of U shaped channel down which a cement mixer pours the concrete, came off the truck (est. 1/4" thick, 6 feet long, 18" across) in front of me, bounced around, slid into the ditch. 5) Empty oil drum, hit it with brush bar on the front of the pickup, left a 4" x 1" dent in the schedule 40 steel pipe from which the brush bar was made.

  • Safeblonde Safeblonde on May 16, 2017

    Not that strange just a big old oak branch the size of my arm which put a deep "V" into my side of my Honda Pilot's hood. I have walked on that part of the car without the hood flexing, so good thing it missed my windshield. Just fell out of the clear blue sky.

  • Inside Looking Out This is actually the answer to the question I asked not that long ago.
  • Inside Looking Out Regarding "narrow windows" - the trend is that windows will eventually be replaced by big OLED screens displaying some exotic place or may even other planet.
  • Robert I have had 4th gen 1996 model for many years and enjoy driving as much now as when I first purchased it - has 190 hp variant with just the right amount of power for most all driving situations!
  • ToolGuy Meanwhile in Germany...
  • Donald More stuff to break god I love having a nanny in my truck... find a good tuner and you can remove most of the stupid stuff they add like this and auto park when the doors open stupid stuff like that