By on February 8, 2013

With the Chicago Auto Show behind us, automakers readying new trim levels and minor engine revisions will have to wait until next year’s Chicago Auto Show, which – aside from wordy Internet press releases – has become the official place for such unveilings.

Pitched as a mini Detroit Auto Show but really more like a major Des Moines Auto Show, Chicago gives journalists yet another venue to mooch free alcohol off mid-level automotive PR grunts who aren’t yet senior enough to skip it.  Fortunately for you senior PR folks – and anyone else who didn’t get the pleasure of Chicago in February – I’ve covered everything you need to know.

The only big news in Chicago was the debut of a redesigned 2014 Toyota Tundra.  This is Toyota’s fourth-generation full-size pickup, expected to record around a tenth of domestic rivals’ sales no matter how many ads Toyota runs explaining that it’s built in San Antonio.

Volkswagen upheld the Chicago show’s reputation by releasing both new trim levels and engine revisions, keeping actual new products tightly wrapped until New York.  Some highlights of the VW display:

  • A Wiz Khalifa-inspired Beetle, called the GSR because it stands for “Yellow Black Racer” in German.  Truly.  Assuming the Pittsburgh Pirates buy one to drive around the warning track during the seventh inning stretch with a t-shirt cannon sticking out the sunroof, VW still has to find a home for 3,499 of these, since production is “limited” to 3,500.
  •  Speaking of premature runout models, the Beetle Convertible is adding an R-Line model for 2013.  With little else to cover, journalists oohed and aahed over its aluminum shift knob while mooching free alcohol off mid-level automotive PR grunts.
  • Best of all, the Jetta GLI and Beetle Turbo received an entire press kit worth of engine upgrades.  Net gain: 10 horsepower and 0 pound-feet.  I sure hope they upgraded the brakes.  But I’d have to read the press kit to find out.

Nissan’s big play this year was releasing NISMO versions of models that either already offer NISMO versions, or have no business offering NISMO versions.  Witness the NISMO Juke, which could only have resulted from a competition between design and engineering on what could grow more: the horsepower or the fenders.  Exact power isn’t known, but it’s safe to say the designers won.

But to Nissan, Chicago wasn’t all about performance and big fenders.  They also released a cargo version of New York City’s next taxi, disappointing anyone who thought they’d be spared the sight of the ghastly van by living outside the Tri-State area.

Vans were also a hot topic over at Ram, where Fiat showed off a rebadged Ducato cargo van to be sold here as the Ram Promaster.  This benefitted Ford most, as white-haired journalists typically found pestering Ford PR about the Panther’s return for the eleventh auto show in a row were instead seen at the Chrysler display waxing nostalgic about the Ram Van.

Chevrolet released its Cruze Diesel, which – after years of planning and development – matches the Jetta Diesel in every way, yet costs $3,000 more.  Reached for comment, Chevrolet probably would’ve said: “Give it six months.  You’ll find the three grand in the trunk.”

Interestingly, Kia brought a concept car to Chicago, apparently disregarding the strongly-worded memo reminding automakers to stick to trim levels and engine revisions.  Called the Cross GT, it would fill the hole created when Kia cancelled the Borrego, which was purchased by at least 40 people, of which only 27 were Kia employees.  Peter Schreyer couldn’t be reached for comment, as he was too busy fulfilling the duties of his latest promotion to President of South Korea.

And that was the Chicago Auto Show.  If you live in Chicagoland and want to attend, I strongly encourage it.  How else will you find out about the latest trim levels?

Doug DeMuro operates He’s owned an E63 AMG wagon, roadtripped across the US in a Lotus without air conditioning, and posted a six-minute laptime on the Circuit de Monaco in a rented Ford Fiesta.  One year after becoming Porsche Cars North America’s youngest manager, he quit to become a writer.  His parents are very disappointed.

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12 Comments on “Chicago Auto Show: The Highlights...”

  • avatar

    To be pedantic, 23,821 Borregos were sold in the US and Canada between ’08 and ’12, of which only 16,079 we Kia employees. I remember when they were once the Official Parade Vehicle of the Philadelphia Independence Day Parade. Ah, those Halcyon Days…

    • 0 avatar

      A friend of mine has a Kia Borrego. Tho ONLY one I’ve seen around where I live.

      He has had his share of electronic gremlins with it.

      Other than that, I guess it’s a decent hauler, but it doesn’t turn me on.

      For my money, I’ll take a CR-V!

    • 0 avatar

      The Borrego was an ill-timed Kia competitor to the old BOF Explorer.

      The Cross GT is totally different – being a concept of a luxury CUV, and if it comes to fruition, would be the CUV equivalent of the Kia K8/GT luxury sedan/4-door coupe.

      Irrespective of the Cross GT, Kia needs a larger mainstream CUV to slot above the Sorento (maybe a LWB version of the next gen Sorento as what Hyundai has done with the new Santa Fe?).

  • avatar

    Funny. I am waiting for Honda to sue VW for stealing the “GSR.” name.

  • avatar

    If the Chocago show is so pointless, why are all of you there? Is free cheap booze and old muffins that desireable to you?

    • 0 avatar

      Take the article for what it is – a quarter pound of chipped snark – where the pot complains about the kettle. Happens all the time on here. If anyone was really paying attention to Chicago news this week there would be a story about Redflex losing their chairman and their Chicago contract in June after being caught bribing a city employee.

      News has been too quiet on the camera front lately.

  • avatar

    More Doug please….he makes me laugh.

  • avatar

    “…matches the Jetta Diesel in every way, yet costs $3,000 more.”

    3K more than the Jetta diesel, or 3K more than the standard Cruze?

  • avatar

    “…more like a major Des Moines Auto Show”

    Some Coastal Elites forget how big Chicago really is. City is near 3 million, and Metro is now 9, pushing 10 million. No, we are not ‘Des Moines’, or a hick town as NYC and LA show biz types assume.

    In exhibit space, our show is near double DET and LA. And NYC should really host a ‘Taxi and Subway Show’, he-he.

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