Website Discloses True Lifetime Cost Of A Volkswagen - When It Works
When I was a young whippersnapper and did advertising for Volkswagen, we had a rule of thumb: “Over the lifetime of the car, you’ll spend the purchase price again.” In gas, oil, taxes, insurance, repairs, parts, you name it. We kept that rule to ourselves. We didn‘t want to shock the prospective buyer. Now, Volkswagen changed their mind. They are going for full disclosure.
Volkswagen’s UK agency DDB put together a website that “reveals the true cost of a Volkswagen,” says Campaign, the must-read for the propaganda professional. The site is part of the “Unbelievable Value” campaign Volkswagen runs in the UK. The Telegraph had choice words for that campaign: “In typically understated fashion, Volkswagen has just revealed its latest ‘Unbelievable Value’ slogan which must have taken an in-house VW wordschmidt all of five minutes to dream up and implement.” It wasn’t me. Two Ts in the end.
The website is one of those annoying Adobe Flash applications that take a lifetime to load. Once up, it presents you with a miniature modern village, populated with animated inhabitants, SimCity style. You can simulate lifestyle choices, and when it comes to cars, Volkswagen will tell you that the better choice is a you-know-what. The site itself is pretty boring, so if you have problems falling asleep, go for it. If you want to stay awake, the site will make you depressed with ever increasing numbers.
The site has a big enemy: Zonealarm, one of the most used personal firewalls. Wherever you go on the site, Zonealarm warns you not to entrust the site with any personal information. Of course, the first thing the site does is ask you for personal information. To sign up, it wants your name and email address. If you tell Zonealarm to shut up, and you complete the sign-up process, you will get an ominous “You’ll hear from us soon.”
Signed-up, I headed right over to the car part. Then the website crashed.
Never before has the customer experience of a Volkswagen owner been better simulated than on this site.
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That website sounds like my last experience in a VW service department. Except my ex was the "blockhead" with the sad face for getting a Jetta serviced at the dealer in the first place.
I'm too lazy to Google the name, but there's a VW dealership in Plymouth, MI that's good, or at least they were with me. Also in Holland, MI is a nice one. I bought my GTI from the one in Plymouth and my test drive consisted of the sales guy, who was a little greasy/creepy and kept trying to "relate" to me at 26yrs old, tossing me the keys and telling me where the cops hang out to make sure I got as familiar as I wanted with the car without fear of being pulled over. He was nice enough, knew everything about the car and had an R32 that he let me take for a spin. So kudos to you, unattractive small man with bad hair and a nice car.