Quote Of The Day: Never Mess With A French Name Edition

Edward Niedermeyer
by Edward Niedermeyer

Our daughters have a beautiful first name that must not be associated with a car, so let us unite to bring pressure on a multinational which is going to destroy this pretty name for our children. It is a scandal that they are able to use common first names for products

Sébastien Mortreux of Auby complains about Renault’s use of the name “Zoé” for a new electric car, being shown in concept form. French parents are rising up in anger, reports the Times of London, signing online petitions protesting Renault’s choice of a name that recently became one of Frances most popular. Now, I don’t plan on ever having children, but if I did, “Twingo” would have to be at the top of my list of potential names. Besides, as a Renault spokesfolks point out, the practice has good precedent, dating all the way back to Emil Jellinek’s 1902 decision to name a car after his daughter, Mercedes. Plus Renault already has the Clio and Mégane. And really, would these people be any happier if the car was named something like Bipper Tepee?

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  • Ron Stack Ron Stack on Nov 25, 2009
    Now, I don’t plan on ever having children, but if I did, “Twingo” would have to be at the top of my list of potential names. If you had twins, would they both be called "Fortwo"?
  • Hank Hank on Nov 25, 2009

    Wait until the trekkies hear about the DS-9.

  • Mpresley Mpresley on Nov 26, 2009

    France? I'm surprised it's not the Fatima or Nazeera.

    • Cafe Cafe on Nov 26, 2009

      If you go by the most common names given to girls in France, it should have been Emma, Lea, Clara, Manon, Chloe, Camille, Ines, Sarah, Jade, or Lola... in that order. That was the top 10 in 2006. Zoe was the 19th most given name for girls . The first arab name comes in 63rd position (Yasmine), the second one is number 120 (Assia).

  • Akitadog Akitadog on Nov 26, 2009

    I'm sorry you don't plan on having any kids, Ed. My first is coming any day now and you'll be missing out on the greatest job in the world.

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