Piech Wants A "Demure" Wiedeking

Today, the supervisory board of Porsche has a sit-down in their super-secret R&D center in Weissach near Stuttgart. On the agenda: “How do we get out of this mess?” The meeting might not be very constructive. The board is heavy with members of both sides of the feuding Porsche and Piech clan. Ferdinand Piech himself will be there, along with Uwe Hück, head of the Porsche workers council. Last week, the former professional Thai boxer Hück had threatened he would report Piech to the authorities, on grounds of yet to be specified violations of securities laws. Only fools make idle threats to Piech.

Should it become physical, the diminutive Piech will lose. In a more civilized fight of words, Piech always wins. The supervisory board will be asked to increase the capital by €5b. The Piech and Porsche sides will try to settle their differences. And Ferdinand Piech will work on his plan: Takeover of Porsche by Volkswagen. Not the other way round. And to humiliate bad boy Wiedeking …

In the meantime, all official negotiations between Porsche and Volkswagen have come to a grinding halt. A meeting scheduled for today has been canceled; that piece of earth shattering news made headlines from Reuters to Bloomberg, to the Lubbock Avalanche Journal. VW says the discussions had been halted “for an indefinite time” due to “a lack of a constructive atmosphere.” Porsche sees it different, Der Spiegel writes: According to Porsche, just the Monday meeting had been rescheduled. “The negotiations continue. Follow-up meetings have been arranged.”

Truth is, Wolfsburg wants to give Porsche a little time to face the music and the inevitable. That epiphany may come today. Porsche is up against a united front in Wolfsburg. Piech, the board of directors, the unions, and the state of Lower Saxony have joined together to put Wiedeking in his place. Porsche is short of money. VW sits on a pile of cash. There may be more . . .

Spiegel magazine said Porsche was considering whether it could get a loan from KfW, Germany’s state-owned development bank that is running some of the government’s economic stimulus programs for the corporate sector.

Piech already offered Wiedeking a new job at Volkswagen, under conditions. “He would have to step several rungs down the ladder. He would have to be demure,” Master Dominator Piech said, according to Die Zeit. Opines Reuters: “Such comments from Piech, who is also a major shareholder in Porsche, has ended the careers of other managers.” Especially if it’s an alpha male like Wiedeking.

FLASH: Our spy in Weissach reports that only 15 members of the 16 member supervisory board are meeting behind closed doors. AWOL: Ferdinand Piech. He snubbed even his own family meeting.