More by Robert Farago
"...and put a 10 foot high sign on the roof that says “Look at me, I have too much money and no taste”."
Why on earth for? When there's such a thing as a Hummer H2?
"Deuce-Deuce" actually refers to a .22 caliber pistol. 22 inch rims would be called "Dub-twos" (20+2).
Engineers should get a slap with a cold fish after receiving a medal for figuring out how to make a car ride decently with wheels that big.