Jaguar S-Type Review

Justin Berkowitz
by Justin Berkowitz
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jaguar s type review

Jaguar is a dead brand walking. Analysts blame stagnant styling for its sales somnambulism. To rectify the aesthetic deficit, the man behind the universally beloved Aston Martin range penned the universally beliked Jaguar XK (that looks like an Aston Martin) and the upcoming XF (that looks like a Volvo). While Jag fans hope the recently released XF will revive the brand’s fortunes, the model it replaces soldiers on for another year. I got cozy with the doomed 2008 4.2 liter V8 S-Type to see what no one– or everyone– seems to be missing.

We know where XF designer Ian Callum stands on the S-Type’s shape: “Our history is precious. We must learn from it but not copy it.” Callum is right about Xeroxing Jag’s heritage, but wrong about the S-Type. While the S-Type’s sheetmetal certainly evokes the same-named sedan of 1963, it’s a true original– especially after it “had some work done” back in '05. That's when Jag eliminated unnecessary frippery (e.g. the prominent door sills), toned-down stylistic excess (e.g. the hideous taillight cluster) and tightened the panel gaps. The streamlined result displays all the feline athleticism Jag fans expect and admire.

The S-Type's details now entrance, rather than annoy. The swan song 3.0 and 4.2 models get the supercharged S-Type R’s mesh oval grill, a delightful olde worlde sporty touch reminiscent of a wooden tennis racket. Jag's also blessed the lame duck lower level models with the R’s deeper, more aggressive front bumper and air dam. Taken as a whole, the cab-rearward S-Type may not be your cup of tea, but neither is it your father's Jag.

The original S-Type’s cabin was a mess. Suffice it to say, it shared its radio head unit with the Ford Explorer. The current interior’s touch screen sat knavery and sumptuous materials make commoners feel like the Colonel of the Reds and Blues. Supple leather in muted tones covers the console, adorns the thrones and envelops the lower half of the steering wheel. There’s enough polished satin mahogany trim to build a fashionable end table. Chrome rings more chrome. There are private jets with less luxurious surrounds.

The S-Type 4.2’s engine has taken some stick for its stable yard. “A V8 that stumps-up 300 horses?” nay-sayers scoff. “You get more power from an Infiniti/Lexus/Cadillac V6.” Indeed you do, but that’s like saying a Powerbar is suitable nutritional replacement for dinner at a Michelin three-star restaurant. Yes, the S-Type 4.2 could be quicker. But few other V8s offer such linear power delivery, such creamy smoothness, such woofly sub-wooferage under WOT. And though the S-Type's mill is a few steeds short of Mercedes' E550, the Jag’s 6.2 second zero to 60 time is brisk enough to out-pace more plebeian transport.

The S-Type's six-speed ZF auto is the same transmission that sits in Maserati’s Quattroporte Automatica. Which means nothing really, but why complain? The shifts are brisk and timely. Handling? Sitting on standard 18’s, the S-Type is balanced, predictable and jolly good fun. Although the S-Type's tyres cry Uncle early in the proceedings, electronic-intervention is minimal. Cane the old girl and you’ll be surprised to discover she’s game for laugh. You’ll chortle “I’m going sideways in a bloody Jaguar!” And you’re not even English. More importantly…

Back in ’03, Jag’s chassis engineers realized they’d let the side down in the grace department, and set about reclaiming their brand’s dynamic heritage. At the front, unequal length wishbones now minimise track and camber changes, while the sedan's forged aluminium upper A-frame incorporates two fluid-block bushes and an integral ball joint for added refinement. The upper control arm axis is also inclined, providing improved anti-dive characteristics under heavy braking. Or so I'm told.

I’ll say this about that: the outgoing S-Type offers the finest ride in its class. Potholes, broken pavement and other egregious surface imperfections are dismissed with brand-faithful imperious ease. The S-Type’s magic carpet ride renders the car a perfect long distance executive commuter (save for its 121mph top end) and a suitable Town Car [sic] for ladies who lunch. The well judged variable ratio rack and pinion system handles either chore with equal aplomb.

The S-Type had a good innings; the model lasted two years longer than its eponymous forebearer. It’s easy to see why it failed, and then failed again. The S-Type wasn’t quite right out of the gate, and the subsequent sheetmetal and dynamic upgrades received no marketing support. The model also punched above its weight; priced at $56k, the S-Type lacked the horsepower, cachet and residual values needed to take on its highly evolved German competition. Priced lower…

The new XF will carry over much of the S-Type’s brilliant mechanicals underneath its insipid sheetmetal. Soon, you'll only be able to acquire one of these fine S-Type as a pre-owned model– which is the only sensible way to buy one anyway. In fact, it's a sterling chance to score a blood good bargain. Goodnight dear S-Type. I, for one, shall miss you.

Justin Berkowitz
Justin Berkowitz

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  • Celtusa Celtusa on Aug 27, 2009

    I have a question to put out there. After looking around at used Luxury models, approx 3 years old, it seems like you can get a great Jag S really cheap compared to other models BMW, Volvos even Mazda6. So I was wondering, this car wasn't popular when new but as a used vehicle under 20K it seems like a great deal?

  • Pageup Pageup on Dec 07, 2009

    Two years ago I was looking at new cars and decided to look at something other than my reliable, but incredibly boring Acura RL. My wife, who has always loved Jags, insisted I look at this car. I went online to find evidence that this was a waste of time and found this site . . . and this five star review. I was shocked. In late December of 2007 I bought one (actually it is a lease). After the first six months I had two complaints: a silly squeaking noise that originates directly above my head caused by the moon roof door rubbing on something; and the tires. The squeak could not be repaired by the dealership (they added some insulation to no avail), but jamming chair leg pads solved the squeak. My initial reaction was not good, especially when I compared the quality of the moon roof build to my Acura and noticed how cheap the Jag seemed. The tires were a bigger problem: all four Continentals developed bubbles almost immediately, caused by the generally horrible road conditions to be found in the Midwest - a pre-stimulus bill condition that seems to be improving. But now it is two years later and the S-Type has some all-season Michelins on it and no tire problems to be found -- though I admit the original Continentals gave a smoother ride -- but if your tires are exploding it seems the trade off more than worth it. Twice I've had to take the car in to have the shocks replaced (free) due to some default that caused them to fail. A mixed review? Maybe not. For the past two years I have been blowing by slow and careless drivers on the freeway, as well as nimbly avoiding fast and reckless drivers everywhere. And when alone on the road enjoying the car thoroughly. The handling is fantastic (especially compared to the utterly horrible stability of the RL -- really, the car now seems unsafe compared to the Jag) and I've enjoyed the fact that the car is made for me -- an average height person of average weight -- the same experience in the Japanese car made be feel like a sardine. In summary, they got it right on these late model S-Types. It's just too bad it didn't do Jaguar any good.

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